Raj Posted 16 July 2009 Posted 16 July 2009 In a late night meeting at The Walkers last night,to discuss plans for the impending seasons,all hell broke loose. Chief Exec Lee Hoos wanted to move the Spion Kop with the Family Stand. Manager Nigel Pearson wanted to scrap Chelsea Dagger as goal celebration music Whilst Chairman Milan Manderic wanted to know why nobody loved him as much as they should. Basically after a mammoth punch fest in which Pearson prevailed as victor after forcing Hoos to surrender with a chinese burn he finally walked out The Walkers,passing the builders who were starting to erect a statue of Micheal Jackson,Mandella,Gandhi and Tom from Kasabian to emphasis Leicester ethnic diversity.. A small crowd of irate city fans assembled outside The Walkers immediately wanting to find out if we had plans to sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink from Celtic and Arjen Robben from Madrid. Meanwhile Season Ticket renewals for Season 2015 can now be purchased for a 15% discount But this will then increase by 1% every hour....
davieG Posted 16 July 2009 Posted 16 July 2009 You'd better believe it - listed to Raj he's in the know. Raj (Right About Jackshit)
ob1kanobe0 Posted 16 July 2009 Posted 16 July 2009 Whilst i can see the funny side now, this kind of thing should be in the comedy forum. You gave me a bloody heart attack
ozleicester Posted 17 July 2009 Posted 17 July 2009 In a late night meeting at The Walkers last night,to discuss plans for the impending seasons,all hell broke loose.Chief Exec Lee Hoos wanted to move the Spion Kop with the Family Stand. Manager Nigel Pearson wanted to scrap Chelsea Dagger as goal celebration music Whilst Chairman Milan Manderic wanted to know why nobody loved him as much as they should. Basically after a mammoth punch fest in which Pearson prevailed as victor after forcing Hoos to surrender with a chinese burn he finally walked out The Walkers,passing the builders who were starting to erect a statue of Micheal Jackson,Mandella,Gandhi and Tom from Kasabian to emphasis Leicester ethnic diversity.. A small crowd of irate city fans assembled outside The Walkers immediately wanting to find out if we had plans to sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink from Celtic and Arjen Robben from Madrid. Meanwhile Season Ticket renewals for Season 2015 can now be purchased for a 15% discount But this will then increase by 1% every hour.... Oh my god..this is a real worry... how serious is the (racist) burn?
AmericanScott Posted 17 July 2009 Posted 17 July 2009 Mercury will be printing a special report tomorow now
bluebeau Posted 17 July 2009 Posted 17 July 2009 Can we add Mark Selby to the statue please Hang on there, don't forget Daniel Lambert & the bloody Elephant Man!
Mr Happy Posted 17 July 2009 Posted 17 July 2009 Hang on there, don't forget Daniel Lambert & the bloody Elephant Man! Not to mention Engelbert Humperdink, all the members of Showaddywaddy and a combination of John Curtis, Josh Low, Carl Cort and Alan Rogers!!! P.S. while we're at it, we should give a mention towards this statue being the greatest ever footballer to play in a city shirt...
demon_dog Posted 17 July 2009 Posted 17 July 2009 Is it correct that the real reason for Mandaric being upset, was that it was agreed that for the 2015 season, all ST holders would get DOUBLE monthly benefits? :w00t:
Rocket-Ron Posted 18 July 2009 Posted 18 July 2009 Not to mention Engelbert Humperdink, all the members of Showaddywaddy and a combination of John Curtis, Josh Low, Carl Cort and Alan Rogers!!!P.S. while we're at it, we should give a mention towards this statue being the greatest ever footballer to play in a city shirt... I'm not sure theres enough brass in the world for a statue of Ian Ormondroyd!!
MC Prussian Posted 18 July 2009 Posted 18 July 2009 Suddenly, it's a revelation... Raj is knowitall!!! And you never said anything!!!
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