Zingari Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 Every phone call, text message, email and website visit will be stored for a year for monitoring by the state. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...tml#postComment
StanSP Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 Every phone call, text message, email and website visit will be stored for a year for monitoring by the state.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...tml#postComment Bet they lose the info halfway through monitoring And massive invasion of privacy surely?
Tabou Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 So Gordon Brown is currently drooling over a picture of my erection? Excellent.
Daggers Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 Someone, somewhere, is going to have the quintessential guide to porn on the net. The lucky bastard.
davieG Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 We need a really long boring chain email to clog up the system.
BoneDog Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 Brilliant news if you are a dictator! All dissenters will be known. Many will be 'randomly' stabbed or shot in 'muggings'. They say this is to protect the public but in reality it is only to find out who is clued up on wrongdoing by people in power so they can decide what to do about it. No doubt they will catch a few paedos or whatever but that kind of thing is not the real point of doing this.
Zingari Posted 10 November 2009 Author Posted 10 November 2009 Brilliant news if you are a dictator! All dissenters will be known. Many will be 'randomly' stabbed or shot in 'muggings'. They say this is to protect the public but in reality it is only to find out who is clued up on wrongdoing by people in power so they can decide what to do about it. No doubt they will catch a few paedos or whatever but that kind of thing is not the real point of doing this. bloody hell , it's not looking good for our chances then the amount of NWO conspiracy stuff i've looked at on the web will make me look like one of Alex Jones's sidekicks
BoneDog Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 bloody hell , it's not looking good for our chances then the amount of NWO conspiracy stuff i've looked at on the web will make me look like one of Alex Jones's sidekicks HA, if we were in the US we'd be going to a FEMA camp in a year or two! I love a bit of Alex. I found some really old stuff of his the other day and didn't realise he's been doing his stuff for so long. Some people say he is a Jesuit though! Classic. "A smiley faced slimeball"!!
Zingari Posted 10 November 2009 Author Posted 10 November 2009 HA, if we were in the US we'd be going to a FEMA camp in a year or two! I love a bit of Alex. I found some really old stuff of his the other day and didn't realise he's been doing his stuff for so long. Some people say he is a Jesuit though! Classic. "A smiley faced slimeball"!! you can't beat a bit of "Bullhorn"
stez Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 they'll be thrilled with my, "i'll be back in 10 mins" and "put the kettle on" of course if i was a terrorist, that's just the sort of code i would use.
Zingari Posted 10 November 2009 Author Posted 10 November 2009 they'll be thrilled with my, "i'll be back in 10 mins" and "put the kettle on" of course if i was a terrorist, that's just the sort of code i would use. i reckon the "black helicopters" will be hovering over your gaff pretty soon
stez Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 i reckon the "black helicopters" will be hovering over your gaff pretty soon they tried that on saturday, but i outwitted them then with my special codes.
Daggers Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns
Guest Bilo Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroinliberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns terrorist bomb islam child-sex pre-teen ira heroin liberal gordon-brown death-plot murder atomic porn police immigrant illegal revolution overthrow pigs stab rise-up anal-rape drugs guns I believe it's one size fits all.
jonthefox Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 do you think that gay porn i `ahem` stumbled across earlier will be a problem?
Daggers Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 I believe it's one size fits all. To be honest - if you add in 'X-factor' and 'What is your favourite cheese' you've encapsulated the whole of General Chat.
Guest Bilo Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 To be honest - if you add in 'X-factor' and 'What is your favourite cheese' you've encapsulated the whole of General Chat. X Factor = Load of crap I never watch. Favourite cheese = What do I win?
Daggers Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 X Factor = Load of crap I never watch.Favourite cheese = What do I win? You are now King of Genchat
Nick Posted 11 November 2009 Posted 11 November 2009 "So Mr. Smith, welcome to Drearytowne City Council, my name is Mrs Jones I'm the Deputy Head of Service." "Since offering you the post of Social Worker / School Teacher, we CRB checked you and you have no convictions. Though I did have to check if you were a terrorist. During this process, I looked at every website visited by your computer in the last year. You live with your new wife, yes? No children yet? Well after looking through your IP History it appears that somebody with access to your computer has looked at indecent material on your computer. Pornography. I'm pleased to inform you that there was no kiddie stuff on there and after discussion with the Senior Management Staff at a meeting last Thursday, we are satisfied that you are a normal male with a sex drive and that you are very slightly perverted, which may be due to not being able to get an erection or your new bride simply not 'putting out' (We have a book running on which it is) -anyway despite all this, we notice that your computer once looked at an adult site on a weekday at 2pm, so we have added this 'no masturbating during working hours clause' to your contract.... please sign here."
hairy Posted 11 November 2009 Posted 11 November 2009 Microsoft COFEE can get everything anyway. Nothing new.
AoWW Posted 11 November 2009 Posted 11 November 2009 If someone's sad - or bored - enough to trawl through my inane ramblings, they're welcome to them.
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