Wymsey Posted 27 September 2010 Posted 27 September 2010 His wife??? Are you doing his wife??? Good on ya!!! I am too tall so that method would persumably be a weak effort? *SIGH*
stez Posted 27 September 2010 Posted 27 September 2010 As i've been left bereft of money, who would be in my will is not something i'll be having to think about anytime soon.
broughtonblue Posted 28 September 2010 Posted 28 September 2010 As I'm not planning on dying for a good few years yet, when I do I should have a few thousand to leave. So if I last another 20 years, with how much ticket prices are rising I would prob leave it to a young city fan to buy a half season ticket
dandannieldanok Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 Definitely not an animal charity or anything, would seem a bit of a waste really when you could be giving it to something like these: Breast Cancer, Cancer Research UK or Macmillan Cancer care.
Guest Bilo Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 How has DT not responded to my blatant WUMing?
Bellend Sebastian Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 How has DT not responded to my blatant WUMing? He's an enigma, he appears like a thief in the night, steals your heart and then he's gone again. He's the Northern Lights, he's the breeze through a meadow on a summer's day, he's the warm breath of your lover on your neck in the dark hours just before the dawn, he's the smile of a child. He's DANGEROUS TIGER
FoxyPV Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 He's an enigma, he appears like a thief in the night, steals your heart and then he's gone again. He's the Northern Lights, he's the breeze through a meadow on a summer's day, he's the warm breath of your lover on your neck in the dark hours just before the dawn, he's the smile of a child. He's DANGEROUS TIGER
Houdini Logic Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 Assuming you had no wife/husband or children, then who would you leave your money to in your will? For me it would be the RSPCA ,or any wildlife trust. Reason. Unlike humans, who are indeed an animal, other breeds have no knowledge of greed and corruption . What a wonderful world this would be, without the human being. I heard Gibbons accept cash for honours.
Finnegan Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 I need to stop reading here at work, Bellend is going to get me in trouble for laughing at my phone.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 I need to stop reading here at work, Bellend is going to get me in trouble for laughing at my phone. I'm sorry about that, it's just that he's my muse. He called me a 'little boy' the other day, and it was practically like being touched by the hand of God himself
cambridgefox Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 I'm sorry about that, it's just that he's my muse. He called me a 'little boy' the other day, and it was practically like being touched by the hand of God himself Little boys ...hands...touched.i dont like the sound of this
Bellend Sebastian Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 Little boys ...hands...touched.i dont like the sound of this It's OK. DT is resolutely anti-paedophile, he's made that very clear. No danger, apart from the danger inherent in his tigerish tendencies RRRAARRR!!
Dr The Singh Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 It's OK. DT is resolutely anti-paedophile, he's made that very clear. No danger, apart from the danger inherent in his tigerish tendencies RRRAARRR!! Dangerous Tiger accidently touched my willy while walking past me..........I really liked it!!!
Wymsey Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 Dangerous Tiger accidently touched my willy while walking past me..........I really liked it!!! Quick private massage?
Dr The Singh Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 Quick private massage? I dunno, you have to ask him, he did have a smile on his face afterwards!!
Salieri Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 He's an enigma, he appears like a thief in the night, steals your heart and then he's gone again. He's the Northern Lights, he's the breeze through a meadow on a summer's day, he's the warm breath of your lover on your neck in the dark hours just before the dawn, he's the smile of a child. He's DANGEROUS TIGER superbly put. Love the old mentalist.
Guest DavidJCW Posted 29 September 2010 Posted 29 September 2010 My parents, if I died now... then they could do with it what they needed to keep my siblings lives good... and they might give some of it to my aunt and grandparents... but there's not that much so I guess it'd just be for their use.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 3 October 2010 Author Posted 3 October 2010 It's OK. DT is resolutely anti-paedophile, he's made that very clear. No danger, apart from the danger inherent in his tigerish tendencies RRRAARRR!! Yes, I would personally strangle paedophiles. Than I would cut them into pieces, shit on their remains, and pray they rot in hell for all eternity, the filthy low life bastards.
sdb Posted 3 October 2010 Posted 3 October 2010 Yes, I would personally strangle paedophiles. Than I would cut them into pieces, shit on their remains, and pray they rot in hell for all eternity, the filthy low life bastards. as a way of bringing yourself down to their level? inspired...
Fox You Forest Posted 3 October 2010 Posted 3 October 2010 Yes, I would personally strangle paedophiles. Than I would cut them into pieces, shit on their remains, and pray they rot in hell for all eternity, the filthy low life bastards. Pathetic foul mouthed garbage.
samjohnson Posted 3 October 2010 Posted 3 October 2010 If i knew i was dying, i would spend every last penny... a complete blow-out... If it was sudden, then i'd probably give it to a concerning charity (Cancer Research UK... etc)
The Doctor Posted 3 October 2010 Posted 3 October 2010 the answer i'd like to give is : family/friends. The answer i can currently give is: what money? however if i knew i was dying, say from cancer, and there was no hope of recovery, i'd spend it all on making my last couple of weeks cooler, go out with a bang. (well almost all, i'd leave a bit behind in some brown paper envelopes to help with funeral costs)
Houdini Logic Posted 4 October 2010 Posted 4 October 2010 Yes, I would personally strangle paedophiles. Than I would cut them into pieces, shit on their remains, and pray they rot in hell for all eternity, the filthy low life bastards. Anyone spot the guy that was touched up as a kid?
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 4 October 2010 Author Posted 4 October 2010 as a way of bringing yourself down to their level? inspired... No, your level I think.
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