Worst no.1

[Trav Le Bleu]

With LMFAO (they would be better named WTF) at number 1 I find myself wondering if there's ever been anything worse? Surely there must, but I'm struggling.

Yes, I know. I stopped paying any real attention to the charts when I reached my early 20s, many years ago , but I can't help getting miffed that so many people would rather listen to tripe than something good.

C'mon peeps, refresh my memory with the many truly awful tracks beloved of Joe Public. Only condition is that it had to be a UK no. 1.

[MikeyT]

With LMFAO (they would be better named WTF) at number 1 I find myself wondering if there's ever been anything worse? Surely there must, but I'm struggling.

Yes, I know. I stopped paying any real attention to the charts when I reached my early 20s, many years ago , but I can't help getting miffed that so many people would rather listen to tripe than something good.

C'mon peeps, refresh my memory with the many truly awful tracks beloved of Joe Public. Only condition is that it had to be a UK no. 1.

This is how old i am and uninterested in the charts i have become over the years, that i have never heard of LMFAO.

[davieG]

Come on you Reds - Man Utd

Mr Blobby and Bob the Builder

[ScouseFox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzyYYZsxGc

[MikeyT]

Come on you Reds - Man Utd

Mr Blobby and Bob the Builder

I raise you The Teletubbies!

[StanSP]

Crazy Frog.

Wasn't Barbie Girl no1 too?

[MikeyT]

Crazy Frog.

Wasn't Barbie Girl no1 too?

Ooooh this may be leading the way now me thinks! Good call.

[The Doctor]

Matt Cardle - When we collide.

It was a good song when biffy clyro first released it, but when ever x-factor gets it's hands on a song and re-releases it for the winner, the re-release will alway be terrible.

[ajthefox]

Crazy frog is a good shout, why anyone would buy a single of that is baffling.

I don't actually know if it was number one but the recent song Dirty Bit by The Black Eyed Peas for me is just dreadful.

[shen]

With LMFAO (they would be better named WTF) at number 1 I find myself wondering if there's ever been anything worse? Surely there must, but I'm struggling.

Yes, I know. I stopped paying any real attention to the charts when I reached my early 20s, many years ago , but I can't help getting miffed that so many people would rather listen to tripe than something good.

C'mon peeps, refresh my memory with the many truly awful tracks beloved of Joe Public. Only condition is that it had to be a UK no. 1.

There's been a lot worse than LMFAO, although my main gripe with that song is actually the title. 'Party Rock Anthem' ...errr what?

A couple of other contenders to add to the excellent list so far Aqua - Barbie Girl, Lady Gaga - Pokerface, Eiffel 65 - Blue (da ba dee) and Cartoons have probably had a ridiculous song up there as well...

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I WIN

[rico]

There's no one quite like grandma..........

[StanSP]

There's been a lot worse than LMFAO, although my main gripe with that song is actually the title. 'Party Rock Anthem' ...errr what?

A couple of other contenders to add to the excellent list so far Aqua - Barbie Girl, Lady Gaga - Pokerface, Eiffel 65 - Blue (da ba dee) and Cartoons have probably had a ridiculous song up there as well...

Leave that track alone!

[ajthefox]

There's been a lot worse than LMFAO, although my main gripe with that song is actually the title. 'Party Rock Anthem' ...errr what?

A couple of other contenders to add to the excellent list so far Aqua - Barbie Girl, Lady Gaga - Pokerface, Eiffel 65 - Blue (da ba dee) and Cartoons have probably had a ridiculous song up there as well...

That's slander!!!

[General Smuts]

I like Yes by LMFAO and Shots and Miami Bitch are always good value when out. Does that make me a bad person?

[Trav Le Bleu]

I like Yes by LMFAO and Shots and Miami Bitch are always good value when out. Does that make me a bad person?

You were a bad person before you started liking them Smuts.

Where u been?

[General Smuts]

You were a bad person before you started liking them Smuts.

Where u been?

I never left.

[Trav Le Bleu]

I never left.

*Looks at ignore list...*

oops!

Not really!

[act smiley]

I WIN

To be honest, although that's terrible, I somehow find the whole story of "nerd makes rubbish music about video games and internet chat, somehow becomes famous and starts dating a pornstar, rereleases tracks with vapid english lyrics rather than translations and then gets taken seriously by enough of the stereotypical chavs around to make him seriously rich" to be worth the price of that being called music.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

MEMORIES!

[Dilkes]

1 - Cliff Richard 'Millennium Prayer'

2 - Mr Blobby 'Mr Blobby'

3 - Teletubbies 'Teletubbies Say Eh-oh!'

4 - Aqua 'Barbie Girl'

5 - Eamon 'F**k It (I Don't Want You Back)'

6 - Las Ketchup 'The Ketchup Song (Asereje)'

7 - Blazin' Squad 'Crossroads'

8 - Bob The Builder 'Can We Fix It'

9 - Frankee 'F.U.R.B (F U Right Back)'

10 - Peter Andre 'Mysterious Girl'

11 - Gareth Gates 'Unchained Melody'

12 - Will Young & Gareth Gates 'The Long And Winding Road / Suspicious Minds'

13 - Joe Dolce Music Theatre 'Shuddap You Face'

14 - DJ Otzi 'Hey Baby'

15 - Afroman 'Because I Got High'

16 - Will Young 'Light My Fire'

17 - Mariah Carey & Westlife 'Against All Odds'

18 - Bombalurina 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini'

19 - DJ Casper 'Cha Cha Slide'

20 - Busted 'Who's David'

21 - Manchester United 1994 Football Squad 'Come On You Reds'

22 - St Winifred's School Choir 'There's No-one Quite Like Grandma'

23 - Hear'Say 'Pure And Simple'

24 - Vanilla Ice 'Ice Ice Baby'

25 - Vengaboys 'We're Going To Ibiza'

26 - Hanson 'Mmmbop'

27 - Michelle McManus 'All This Time'

28 - Whigfield 'Saturday Night'

29 - Spitting Image 'The Chicken Song'

30 - B*Witched 'C'est La Vie'

31 - Billie 'Because We Want To'

32 - Chris de Burgh 'The Lady In Red'

33 - Kylie Minogue I Should Be So Lucky'

34 - Baz Luhrmann 'Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)'

35 - McFly 'Five Colours In Her Hair'

36 - Vengaboys 'Boom Boom Boom Boom'

37 - 2 Unlimited 'No Limit'

38 - Sam & Mark 'With A Little Help From My Friends / Measure Of A Man'

39 - So Solid Crew '21 Seconds'

40 - Cliff Richard 'Mistletoe & Wine'

41 - The Firm 'Star Trekkin'

42 - Gary Barlow 'Forever Love'

43 - Geri Halliwell 'It's Raining Men'

44 - A1 'Take On Me'

45 - Mr Oizo 'Flat Beat'

46 - Bob The Builder 'Mambo No 5'

47 - Eiffel 65 'Blue (Da Ba Dee)'

48 - Five and Queen 'We Will Rock You'

49 - Girls Aloud 'Sound Of The Underground'

50 - Nick Berry 'Every Loser Wins'

51 - Rednex 'Cotton Eye Joe'

52 - Spice Girls 'Holler'

53 - Steps Tragedy'

54 - Aqua 'Doctor Jones'

55 - Glenn Medeiros 'Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You'

56 - Doop 'Doop'

57 - Geri Halliwell 'Bag It Up'

58 - Robson Green & Jerome Flynn 'Unchained Melody'

59 - Babylon Zoo 'Spaceman'

60 - Lionel Richie 'Hello'

61 - A1 'Same Old Brand New You'

62 - Simpsons 'Do The Bartman'

63 - LMC V U2 'Take Me To The Clouds Above'

64 - Take That featuring Lulu 'Relight my Fire'

65 - Chef 'Chocolate Salty Balls (PS I Love You)'

66 - Cliff Richard 'Saviour's Day'

67 - DJ Pied Piper 'Do You Really Like It'

68 - Europe 'The Final Countdown'

69 - Gina G 'Ooh Aah... Just A Little Bit'

70 - Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan 'Especially For You'

71 - Barbra Streisand 'Woman In Love'

72 - Color Me Badd 'I Wanna Sex You Up'

73 - Hale & Pace 'The Stonk'

74 - Martine McCutcheon 'Perfect Moment'

75 - Goombay Dance Band 'Seven Tears'

76 - Shaggy 'Oh Carolina'

77 - Tight Fit 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'

78 - Billie 'Girlfriend'

79 - Bluebells 'Young At Heart'

80 - Emma Bunton 'What Took You So Long'

81 - Nena '99 Red Balloons'

82 - Right Said Fred 'Deeply Dippy'

83 - Steps 'Stomp'

84 - Wamdue Project 'King Of My Castle'

85 - Ace Of Base 'All That She Wants'

86 - David Bowie & Mick Jagger 'Dancing in the Streets'

87 - Enya 'Orinoco Flow'

88 - New Kids On The Block 'You Got It (The Right Stuff)'

89 - Outhere Brothers 'Boom Boom Boom'

90 - O1ide & Neutrino 'Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty)'

91 - Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder 'Ebony And Ivory'

92 - Spacedust 'Gym & Tonic'

93 - B*Witched 'Blame It On The Weatherman'

94 - Bucks Fizz 'Making Your Mind Up'

95 - Cliff Richard & The Young Ones 'Living Doll'

96 - Falco 'Rock Me Amadeus'

97 - B*Witched 'Rollercoaster'

98 - Tiffany 'I Think We're Alone Now'

99 - Jason Donovan 'Too Many Broken Hearts'

100 - Hear'Say 'The Way To Your Love'

[Dilkes]

I didnt think of all of them above, I stole from this..

http://www.listology.com/list/vh1-uk-worst-100-number-ones

Saw it on TV few years back, dont know why I still remember it

[StanSP]

I refuse to believe that #15 and #34 made it on to that list.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

List lost credibility anyway, soon as Oxide and Neutrino were mentioned

BOUND 4 DA RELOAD

[StanSP]

I'VE BEEN SHOT!