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Quite like Poyet's straight talking

I liked the part where he said "Leicester and West Ham have to go up so that leaves one other spot for a lot of teams". :whistle:

Posted

Quality interview by sven. He seems very keen to emphisise the point though that he only has a year on his contract left and that if he doesnt get us promotion then he'll be sacked. Wonder if the owners have actually told him that because he seems very sure of it.

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Claridge slags us off again for "overkill" to get up.

He says we are all in and in an all or nothing situation.

Disappointed by him again to be honest.

Posted

Hahahahahaaaaa Claridge kicking off again about us. I can understand why pundits and opposition are saying it because it's absolute greed from us, but it's also hypocrisy as every club in our league wants to be in this position. I hope we shut a few of these coonts up this season but the knives are out. Claridge is a disrespectful bastard comparing Sven with Peter Taylor's regime after all he's done in football.

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Claridge has a point though?

You DONT need to spend the amount of money we have done to get out of this league, look at Blackpool for example. That said who we've brought in should be more than good enough to get us up, we need to make sure that we have money to spend if/when we get to the PL

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Just in case you can't be arsed to click.

Steve "Gormless" Claridge

Steve Claridge (born 10 April 1166 in Portsmouth) was the worst ultimate journeyman striker often renowned for his gambling, his thuggish, brutal tactics and is now an inoffensive pundit fighting a civil war against his shitty hair, however, in spite of this is sex on legs.

During his respectable career, Steve changed teams a remarkable 254 times. While the hard-working front man was always up for a bum in the early part of his career, he stepped up the pace in his later playing days and became one of those old players who pops up here and there.

Later Career

Like most players of his generation, Claridge was completly shit. Later in his career the now billionaire owned Manchester City tried to sign Claridge for a staggering £745 million, claiming that he would win them the champions league, only to realise they werent actually in it, because they're shit. Claridge agreed a 13 year deal only to look in the mirror and realise that he was too old to be continuing football at the age of 73. Instead, he signed a 1,000,000 year deal, earning an incredible 9p per year. He did however have to retire due to severe cramp after only one game, meaning Weymouth ended up 50,000,000 in debt and facing liquidation! During Claridges' return however he was off form, having 44 chances, all one-on-ones, but skied all of them because he is so shit. Claridge had reportly been found dead an incredible 5 different times throughout the 2000/2001 season, only for these claims to be found false by police. Claridge is often seen shouting from the rooftops of Lincoln like a possessed wereman, causing more than half of Lincoln's population to flee the city in terror. The Claridge wereman myth is often still spoken of to this day.

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As a player, Claridge could never be arsed to pull his socks up. which resulted in a nasty case of ankle rot.

The Football League Show: Awkward times

After hanging his boots up due to severe cramp, Claridge moved into punditry. These days he is a shit studio guest on the BBC's The Football League Show. Although solid enough, Claridge troubles the camera men by moving from side to side like a pendulum. He also had a bust up with the annoying Lizzie Greenwood Hughes after she spotted him swinging from the studio lights like a wild monkey, Steve later denied theses allegations, although Manish Bhasin also claimed that he saw Steve in a drunken rage smashing up the studio while singing loudly with dom joly, who was rolling around on the floor with a bottle of red wine whilst blind folded, wondering what was going on!!

He also seems to have problems with his hair, which has been allowed to grow for the first time in 30 years into a 7 foot long mohawk. In the early weeks of The Football League Show, Claridge opted to scoop his crop of hair to one side but looked as uncomfortable and old-fashioned as Manish Bhasin with his shirt tucked tightly into his trousers looking incredibly gay. Steve was sacked after The Football League Show recieved over 4,000 emails complaining about Claridges lack of interest and looking like a 200 year old arse faced gibbon. Claridge is a dick.

By S.S

The Smell Of Claridge

The Smell Of Claridge has been around ever since this bloke with a simpletons haircut has been born! People in the street would spray Claridge with Febreeze Air Freshener and then tell him he stinks somehwat repugnantly. Mr Skunk as he is also known has had many bust ups with Sir Mark Bright over his horrendus smell, this has result in Brighty publically mocking him on his social networking site Twitter, in his own 2011 Budget and inside the Boxing Ring where Brighty served up a treat for his adoring fans by knocking the stinky **** claridge out. To this day Claridge still stink, though, he doesnt come out in public much as he is a hated figure and he attracts sewer rats.

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Claridge has a point though?

You DONT need to spend the amount of money we have done to get out of this league, look at Blackpool for example. That said who we've brought in should be more than good enough to get us up, we need to make sure that we have money to spend if/when we get to the PL

No you don't, but at the same time thinking you can go up THIS season without bringing in quality players that might cost you money is ludicrous. The teams that have gone up in the past on a budget didn't have the expectations that we have, we WANT success immediately and therefore you've got to spend money. Clubs in this league know we have money so we've got to spend a fair amount to sign proven Championship players. I'm getting really cheesed off with this tag that's being labelled all over us, if you take away Matt Mills who was the Championships best centre half last season then we've spent fairly moderately given how many players we needed to bring in due to the loan deals expiring. Danns, Pantsil, Nugent have cost us nothing in transfer fees and St Ledger, Koncheskey, Schmeichel and Peltier were all decent prices considering their potential and experience.

We could quite easily not spend what we've spent and have to hope that team spirit get's us through or that we unearth some quality to get us there but why when we have the backing? I enjoy a Weatherspoons farmhouse breakfast like the next man, but the place stinks of piss so shoot me for going up the strip club instead for my bacon sandwich.

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I think what Claridge forgets is that MON brought in quite a few unknowns from lower leagues while he was playing for us.

Could have been a good eye for a player or just luck, I think a bit of both in MON's case.

In the current football climate I think that that approach is too risky for Championship managers in the position Sven is in now to adopt.

If they are offering it, spend it. What would any other manager do ?

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Claridge is nothing but a scummy gutter-class racist baffoon. He would have no problem with us if we were 100% English. But as it is he just can't resist the chance to use every one of his 27 IQ points to formulate dreadful, inarticulate, factually innaccurate, assumptive, hypocritical and generally shit arguments against us. I think I speak for all of the world's football fans, infact fans of any sport, even just people in general, when I say that I wish he would just crawl back under the bridge from whence he came, curl up into a ball and die.

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Hahahahaaaa a Leicester fan has just text in asking for Claridge to cut us some slack, but he still couldn't bring himself too. 17 points in 19 games or something, reckons we spent loads of money last season (we didn't as they were loans, granted we should have done better) he fails to acknowledge that Sven's form as a manager if he was here for 46 games would have put us in the play-offs I believe. TWAT!

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