Half-Term Report

[Guest ttfn]

As we're now 23 games through the season, I thought we'd have a half-term report on the Leicester City class of 2012.

Schmeichel, K - A - Kasper has shown himself to be very passionate about his work, and showed on Saturday that he also does his homework on opposing players' penalties. His tendency to be a bit naughty at the start of term led to him being sent out for shouting at the teacher (who, to be fair, was a total dick). He has promised not to do this again.

Peltier, L - A- - Another new boy, Lee has shown himself to be hard working and has settled in far better than anyone expected.

Mills, M - C- - Matt has been a very naughty boy this year, but has produced some decent work. However, on occasion when he has been asked to distribute work around the class, he has just seemed to throw it out of the window without looking like he cares.

Bamba, S - B+ - Sol is undoubtedly the class clown, and this often gets him into trouble with some of the other kids. However, he always somehow seems to escape unharmed. Can improve in the second half of term.

Konchesky, P - B+ - Paul has been put down a grade this year but has shown excellent diligence in his work, despite the fact that he has asked not to come in on Thursdays.

St. Ledger, S - B- - Sean hasn't had much chance to show what he can do, and after submitting some poor work at the start of the year has started to put in some good work, particularly when Matt Mills was on the naughty step.

Wellens, R - D- - Richard has not performed to the levels we all know he's capable of this term. This is despite the fact that he spends his Thursdays playing table tennis with Paul Konchesky. When we came to this arrangement he promised his work wouldn't suffer but he has. However, all the staff here love this little scamp, so he won't be getting in to trouble any time soon.

King, A - C- - Much like Richard, Andrew has not performed to the levels we expect of him; however, he does at least appear to be trying, and has on occasion produced some splendid work.

Abe, Y - C - Yuki is our foreign exchange student and is now learning English fast. He is a great ambassador for his nation, and although he has not had much of a chance to submit work, what he has done has been satisfactory. The staff are all looking forward to the day when this cultural exchange is completed when Yuki kindly takes Jermaine to Urawa Red Diamonds high school on a similar project.

Danns, N - D - Neil has not produced work of the quality that we expected when he came to us from a deprived school in Croydon, where he was the star pupil. He would do well to remember that standards are different at such a prestigious school as this, and should apply himself accordingly. Nonetheless, I am hoping that the headmaster gives him a chance to shine in the coming weeks.

Dyer, L - C - Lloyd is the fastest boy in class. He has few other distinguishing characteristics that I know of, although the PE teacher says from what he's seen in the showers, Lloyd may have a future in the adult movie business. I will ensure that he receives appropriate careers counselling.

Gallagher, P - C - Another year, same old Paul. Flashes of brilliance combined with days when his mind is elsewhere.

Nugent, D - B+ - David is another new boy who has impressed with his strong work ethic. He will go far here, and I am expecting more from him over the coming months.

Howard, S - C- - Steve is doing his best, but perhaps this school isn't for him any more.

Beckford, J - D- - Jermaine arrived from a well-renowned school in the north-west but has failed to produce anything resembling even the mediocre work he produced there. He says he misses home and may want to go back and play with his friends in Leeds. The headmaster is making every effort to ensure that others help him settle in, but there's a growing feeling that he may never settle in here. Jermaine must try harder to succeed here.

The following boys are/have been mainly on sick leave:

Tunchev, A

Vassell, D

The following boys are unlikely to be returning after the new year:

Johnson, M

Pantsil, J

Fernandes, G

[acooling08]

Had a mare

[LCFC_Kraken]

If you don't understand it, don't comment. A stands for Aleksander

[He's not bald]

How does Tunchev get an A when he hasn't even 'completed any school work'?

Umm I think the A is relating to his christian name not his grade!

[He's not bald]

When is parent's evening?...I've got a few things to say to the headmaster and the governors!

[accessory]

The staff are all looking forward to the day when this cultural exchange is completed when Yuki kindly takes Jermaine to Urawa Red Diamonds high school on a similar project.

lol

[Christoph]

Gayest thing I've ever read.

[THEFATBASTARD]

Young mr. King, looks distracted and slightly disinterested, trouble at home? is the young lad being "interfered with" out of school?

mr. beckford has bunked off all term, looks like he is out all night with his mates.

Mr. wellens has "gone down" with something..

mr. Mills should try out for the rugger team.

[Corky]

Gayest thing I've ever read.

I agree with you sexy bunnykins.

[ithuriel]

I agree with you sexy bunnykins.

:xmasohmy: :xmasunsure: :xmaslaugh:

[Ross 'LCFC' Turner]

How is David Nugent only a B?

Peltier not worth an A IMO, just average for me, offers nothing going forward and his positional awareness is atrocious.

[NewquayFox]

Great read but acooling08 what a great reply, why has Tunchev got an A... It was a joke wasnt it, well wasnt it?... ;0))))

[Guest Col city fan]

As we're now 23 games through the season, I thought we'd have a half-term report on the Leicester City class of 2012.

Schmeichel, K - A - Kasper has shown himself to be very passionate about his work, and showed on Saturday that he also does his homework on opposing players' penalties. His tendency to be a bit naughty at the start of term led to him being sent out for shouting at the teacher (who, to be fair, was a total dick). He has promised not to do this again.

Peltier, L - A- - Another new boy, Lee has shown himself to be hard working and has settled in far better than anyone expected.

Mills, M - C- - Matt has been a very naughty boy this year, but has produced some decent work. However, on occasion when he has been asked to distribute work around the class, he has just seemed to throw it out of the window without looking like he cares.

Bamba, S - B+ - Sol is undoubtedly the class clown, and this often gets him into trouble with some of the other kids. However, he always somehow seems to escape unharmed. Can improve in the second half of term.

Konchesky, P - B+ - Paul has been put down a grade this year but has shown excellent diligence in his work, despite the fact that he has asked not to come in on Thursdays.

St. Ledger, S - B- - Sean hasn't had much chance to show what he can do, and after submitting some poor work at the start of the year has started to put in some good work, particularly when Matt Mills was on the naughty step.

Wellens, R - D- - Richard has not performed to the levels we all know he's capable of this term. This is despite the fact that he spends his Thursdays playing table tennis with Paul Konchesky. When we came to this arrangement he promised his work wouldn't suffer but he has. However, all the staff here love this little scamp, so he won't be getting in to trouble any time soon.

King, A - C- - Much like Richard, Andrew has not performed to the levels we expect of him; however, he does at least appear to be trying, and has on occasion produced some splendid work.

Abe, Y - C - Yuki is our foreign exchange student and is now learning English fast. He is a great ambassador for his nation, and although he has not had much of a chance to submit work, what he has done has been satisfactory. The staff are all looking forward to the day when this cultural exchange is completed when Yuki kindly takes Jermaine to Urawa Red Diamonds high school on a similar project.

Danns, N - D - Neil has not produced work of the quality that we expected when he came to us from a deprived school in Croydon, where he was the star pupil. He would do well to remember that standards are different at such a prestigious school as this, and should apply himself accordingly. Nonetheless, I am hoping that the headmaster gives him a chance to shine in the coming weeks.

Dyer, L - C - Lloyd is the fastest boy in class. He has few other distinguishing characteristics that I know of, although the PE teacher says from what he's seen in the showers, Lloyd may have a future in the adult movie business. I will ensure that he receives appropriate careers counselling.

Gallagher, P - C - Another year, same old Paul. Flashes of brilliance combined with days when his mind is elsewhere.

Nugent, D - B+ - David is another new boy who has impressed with his strong work ethic. He will go far here, and I am expecting more from him over the coming months.

Howard, S - C- - Steve is doing his best, but perhaps this school isn't for him any more.

Beckford, J - D- - Jermaine arrived from a well-renowned school in the north-west but has failed to produce anything resembling even the mediocre work he produced there. He says he misses home and may want to go back and play with his friends in Leeds. The headmaster is making every effort to ensure that others help him settle in, but there's a growing feeling that he may never settle in here. Jermaine must try harder to succeed here.

The following boys are/have been mainly on sick leave:

Tunchev, A

Vassell, D

The following boys are unlikely to be returning after the new year:

Johnson, M

Pantsil, J

Fernandes, G

To be fair this IS rather camp...

[Father Ted]

Schmeichel, K - A

Peltier, L - B+

Mills, M - B-

Bamba, S - B-

Konchesky, P - B+

St. Ledger, S - C+

Wellens, R - E

King, A - C

Abe, Y - C+

Danns, N - U

Dyer, L - C+

Gallagher, P - B-

Nugent, D - A-

Howard, S - C

Beckford, J - D

Vassell, D - C+

Fernandes, G - B-

[Legend_in_blue]

What a load of nonsense. Give "four days a week" Wellens a U.

[Guest ttfn]

To be fair this IS rather camp..

I aim to please.

[nuttytimmy]

I may have pinched your idea somewhat, but I had started to write a post on the various positives and negatives of 2011 that turned into a sort of school report (only with marks, instead of grades). I think I mostly agree with you but for a couple of notes here and there...

[Matt]

LCFC Half-Term Report - Must try harder.

[Jollie]

I think OFSTED would mark us 'Cause For Concern'

[Happy Fox]

Meant to be 2nd but we are 12th.

[Captain...]

Very good, it looks like the new head is not having the desired effect after dismissing the aging former head who had "lost the classroom". His disciplinarian approach hasn't seemed to work and plenty of the pupils are playing up behind his back, the older boys are not setting the example to the younger ones. While the head prefect seems intimidated by the school bully.

Hopefully the new boys in January will be able to lift the average mark to something respectable and the school will qualify for extra funding from Barclays.

[MikeyT]

I don't see what's "Gay" or "camp" about it. Just a bit of a laugh that's all.