You know something's wrong when...

[Houdini Logic]

A thread to (hopefully) lighten the mood. I'll start with a couple.

You know something's wrong when...

...you question whether to get out of your seat to celebrate a goal

...you get excited when a corner makes it into the box

...you dream of a team of Barry Hayles

[john doe]

you want warnock as manager?

[EnderbyFox]

.....You celebrate when Beckford comes onto the pitch, a man who has scored 2 goals in his previous 18 games

[L4EV]

You have the league's best keeper and still ship goals.

[Haydos]

You'd be happy with survival this season.

[seenitall]

The Birch's half time claptrap is more entertaining than the game

[city1993]

You comment on how many floodlights have been switched on because the game is too much to watch.

[Guest]

...you dream of a team of Barry Hayles

We all do this no?

[THEFATBASTARD]

the pukka was the highlight ..

[Dylan]

Lloyd Dyer is one of our best players today.

[LCFC BEAST]

Matt Mills finds someone with a pass.

[MC Prussian]

... you pay more attention to Nottingham F€@"t's results.

[Guest Bilo]

You become jealous of Barnsley's squad.

An FA Cup replay against a side languishing in the bottom three seems like a big ask.

You start thinking we should have signed Marlon King.

Doncaster players turn you down.

You're not all that bothered about not being able to get to games.

Hull fans are able to look down on you.

[skinnydipper]

You're able to catch up on work e-mails during the game.

[Larry_LCFC]

The whole stadium decide to boo the team that they are supposed to be supporting

[Happy Fox]

Dierby are above us in the league table

[Guesty]

You always complain about people leaving early. Then you find yourself leaving in the 90th min because you know even if you equalise your still gonna be dissapointed.

[THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;]

You start watching videos on spankwire on your iphone during the match, and rather look forward to it

[rico]

you agree with callers on the moan in

[Danno]

Lloyd Dyer scores a goal

[renards]

You wish you were born in Barnsley

[eddylcfc]

You'd rather be watching antiques roadshow

[ajthefox]

you spend 12 hours at university working and are glad that you missed a game

you still have half the games left on an ST but couldn't give a shite

[Sharmania]

You think that if Steve Howard was on the bench, him walking around the pitch for last fifteen might somehow help.

[Houdini Logic]

...you accept that none of the players on the bench will help, but 'if big Dave from 5-a-side was an option...'