Danny Drinkwater Signs

[Corky]

We'll drink a drink a drinkwater.

[jonthefox]

Yeah there's a particular buxton blonde one he's tapping... Think they play pool together on a thirstday.. She's not great at it, if I'm honest she's a bit wet behind the ears

Five puns in one post.

[spez78]

Heard he may not be available for the next match due to a water infection I hope he's not a carrier

[Libertine]

I hope he's not much of a diver.

[Jace]

Only weak people feel water pressure

[Kitchandro]

H2oh yeah!

my fave

[jonthefox]

I bet if Dannys reading this thread , he must be thinking.

" what the frig have i got myself into".

[StanSP]

Has he actually signed? Seems like it's still only in the pipeline.

[Kitchandro]

Only weak people feel water pressure

[spez78]

I bet if Dannys reading this thread , he must be thinking.

" what the frig have i got myself into".

Oh well

[spez78]

Does anyone know how much we splashed out on him

[Libertine]

Where's he from again, Bath?

[StanSP]

Dam.

I was hoping for a winger.

[ScouseFox]

Only weak people feel water pressure

Favourite ever.

[Hirsty The Blue 94]

_{Lets just hope he is not out of his depth here...}

[Kitchandro]

I think Nigel's plan is to flood the midfield.

[Libertine]

Gosh, he looks a right little squirt.

[spez78]

I'm sure he will settle in the squad with the rest of the bouys but we will sea

[Craig]

First signing of Nige's second rain. Lovely.

[THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;]

Should sail straight into the thirst team I reckon

[spez78]

Heard he's dating the bird who sang Barbie girl, can't remember the bands name......,,, oh yeah it was aqua

[Kitchandro]

He put in a sparkling performance against us, whereas as we just stood still.

[spez78]

Wish he played against forest and got a hat trick then it would of been Severn Trent ..., heard the main guy at Sunderland wanted him..big Niall

He's just signed seen him outside morrisons in a brand new ford

[Libertine]

DANNY, DANNY, GIVE US A WAVE!

[Craig]

God help us if these Snodgrass rumours are true