Zingari Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 Consommation takes place after they've had soup together
sphericalfox Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 Consommation takes place after they've had soup together Sausage soup? http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/5962/polish-sausage-soup
skinnydipper Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 The story of this thread thus far; Gold Coast wants to slip Furious Fox's ring on his finger. Furious happily agrees. The happy couple decide to get married as they wish for equality with the fornicating adulterous heterosexual population. They are married in the Catholic faith in a church service by Father O Glitter who takes quite a shine to Furious until discovering that at 17, Furious is a little too old for his tastes. There is no best man as that is gender discriminatory so Loretta ( known as Zingari pre-op) is the "Best Person" . The "Brides People are Shrapnel (who isn't a bigot but having tired of being so reasonable is now batting for the other side) and BBQ (who has been accused of being a bigot but secretly likes a bit of manlove). All FTers are invited to the wedding. For some this will be the second gay wedding that they have attended. The Neanderthals decline the invitation but congregate outside the church and shower the sinful couple with stones as they leave the church. Everyone gets smashed at the reception and the happy couple leave for their honeymoon in a separate buses that are most definitely not pink because that would be pandering to stereotype. Our newly weds set up home together and their union is complete when they adopt a baby of different ethnicity. And everyone lived happily ever after ....
Gold Coast Fox Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 The story of this thread thus far; Gold Coast wants to slip Furious Fox's ring on his finger. Furious happily agrees. The happy couple decide to get married as they wish for equality with the fornicating adulterous heterosexual population. They are married in the Catholic faith in a church service by Father O Glitter who takes quite a shine to Furious until discovering that at 17, Furious is a little too old for his tastes. There is no best man as that is gender discriminatory so Loretta ( known as Zingari pre-op) is the "Best Person" . The "Brides People are Shrapnel (who isn't a bigot but having tired of being so reasonable is now batting for the other side) and BBQ (who has been accused of being a bigot but secretly likes a bit of manlove). All FTers are invited to the wedding. For some this will be the second gay wedding that they have attended. The Neanderthals decline the invitation but congregate outside the church and shower the sinful couple with stones as they leave the church. Everyone gets smashed at the reception and the happy couple leave for their honeymoon in a separate buses that are most definitely not pink because that would be pandering to stereotype. Our newly weds set up home together and their union is complete when they adopt a baby of different ethnicity. And everyone lived happily ever after .... In a nutshell.
Captain... Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 The story of this thread thus far; Gold Coast wants to slip Furious Fox's ring on his finger. Furious happily agrees. The happy couple decide to get married as they wish for equality with the fornicating adulterous heterosexual population. They are married in the Catholic faith in a church service by Father O Glitter who takes quite a shine to Furious until discovering that at 17, Furious is a little too old for his tastes. There is no best man as that is gender discriminatory so Loretta ( known as Zingari pre-op) is the "Best Person" . The "Brides People are Shrapnel (who isn't a bigot but having tired of being so reasonable is now batting for the other side) and BBQ (who has been accused of being a bigot but secretly likes a bit of manlove). All FTers are invited to the wedding. For some this will be the second gay wedding that they have attended. The Neanderthals decline the invitation but congregate outside the church and shower the sinful couple with stones as they leave the church. Everyone gets smashed at the reception and the happy couple leave for their honeymoon in a separate buses that are most definitely not pink because that would be pandering to stereotype. Our newly weds set up home together and their union is complete when they adopt a baby of different ethnicity. And everyone lived happily ever after .... Lovely, Where does Houdini Logic fit into this? I will invite him as my +1 Will you come with me HL? no hard feelings?
I am Rod Hull Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 The story of this thread thus far; Gold Coast wants to slip Furious Fox's ring on his finger. Furious happily agrees. The happy couple decide to get married as they wish for equality with the fornicating adulterous heterosexual population. They are married in the Catholic faith in a church service by Father O Glitter who takes quite a shine to Furious until discovering that at 17, Furious is a little too old for his tastes. There is no best man as that is gender discriminatory so Loretta ( known as Zingari pre-op) is the "Best Person" . The "Brides People are Shrapnel (who isn't a bigot but having tired of being so reasonable is now batting for the other side) and BBQ (who has been accused of being a bigot but secretly likes a bit of manlove). All FTers are invited to the wedding. For some this will be the second gay wedding that they have attended. The Neanderthals decline the invitation but congregate outside the church and shower the sinful couple with stones as they leave the church. Everyone gets smashed at the reception and the happy couple leave for their honeymoon in a separate buses that are most definitely not pink because that would be pandering to stereotype. Our newly weds set up home together and their union is complete when they adopt a baby of different ethnicity. And everyone lived happily ever after .... Well, my mam did catch me naked in her bedroom wearing her tights when I was 5, but we all did that, didn`t we...
skinnydipper Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 Lovely, Where does Houdini Logic fit into this? I will invite him as my +1 Will you come with me HL? no hard feelings? I'm afraid that he won't be able to make it. His bullshit intake is clogged so he's having a warm water enema at the Cottage Hospital.
Zingari Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 I'm not sure I could handle the role of best person skinnydips I always blub like a big schoolgirl at weddings . i like wedding cake though so i'd quite like a seat close to the top table and gay people are famous for making the best cakes so this should be a cake heaven
skinnydipper Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 I'm not sure I could handle the role of best person skinnydips I always blub like a big schoolgirl at weddings . i like wedding cake though so i'd quite like a seat close to the top table and gay people are famous for making the best cakes so this should be a cake heaven But your speech would be brilliant. Full of cheeky quips and double entendres.
AoWW Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 Don't panic... I've found myself a hat. I just hope I don't upstage the bride. (I'm confused... which one of them, exactly, is the bride... or does it not work quite like that?)
FuriousFox46 Posted 5 March 2012 Author Posted 5 March 2012 Don't panic... I've found myself a hat. I just hope I don't upstage the bride. (I'm confused... which one of them, exactly, is the bride... or does it not work quite like that?) I think we should just flip for it or something...
Gold Coast Fox Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 I think we should just flip for it or something... Game of fifa. Winner gets to be on top / the man.
I am Rod Hull Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 I think we should just flip for it or something... Brilliant...
skinnydipper Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 Don't panic... I've found myself a hat. I just hope I don't upstage the bride. (I'm confused... which one of them, exactly, is the bride... or does it not work quite like that?) You can't beat a good hat wedding so hats for everyone please My own shall incorporate a small snack in case I get a little peckish during the service And what better way to celebrate this occasion than by having a large sausage on your head.
I am Rod Hull Posted 5 March 2012 Posted 5 March 2012 I`ll be wearing something off the peg from TK Monx....
FuriousFox46 Posted 5 March 2012 Author Posted 5 March 2012 I see acooling08 arrived early... Game of fifa. Winner gets to be on top / the man. Deal
acooling08 Posted 6 March 2012 Posted 6 March 2012 I see acooling08 arrived early... Deal I like how everybody just picks on me, even though others on this thread have been far more offensive
Gold Coast Fox Posted 6 March 2012 Posted 6 March 2012 I like how everybody just picks on me, even though others on this thread have been far more offensive I still love you
FuriousFox46 Posted 6 March 2012 Author Posted 6 March 2012 I like how everybody just picks on me, even though others on this thread have been far more offensive I'm just kidding
Mack Posted 6 March 2012 Posted 6 March 2012 Can't wait for Mack to comment on this topic after his poor form in this http://www.foxestalk...mes-out-as-gay/ No bites today....
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