albur Posted 5 April 2012 Posted 5 April 2012 Can you all help me out I am on a stag night in London the stag has a pink t-shirt with a mobile number on that says text me to make me drink so can you text funny comments to make him drink the number is 07970945794
Daggers Posted 5 April 2012 Posted 5 April 2012 I abhor stag and hen nights - almost as much as any wedding costing more than £500.
dave the caveman Posted 5 April 2012 Posted 5 April 2012 I abhor stag and hen nights - almost as much as any wedding costing more than £500. Is that because you've never been invited on one because you don't have any mates?
21st Century Fox Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 Is that because you've never been invited on one because you don't have any mates? Wow, what a zinger Dave. Awesome, truly awesome.
Daggers Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 Wow, what a zinger Dave. Awesome, truly awesome. I'm beginning to challenge my theory that this is Chandler with one which believes it is another Ultra. Either way, for him to be accusing someone of not having any mates is fvcking hysterical.
The People's Hero Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 My wedding cost a damn sight more than 500 but I wouldn't change it for the world. Actually. I would. Less snow. More competent bar staff.
Saxondale Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 I'm delaying making an awkward phone call to my mate to tell him how I'm not going on his stag do because I can't afford to. What happened to a good old night on the piss? Everybody has to have a grands worth of paintballing-in-a-go-kart-with-strippers-in-Prague these days.
jonthefox Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 I'm delaying making an awkward phone call to my mate to tell him how I'm not going on his stag do because I can't afford to. What happened to a good old night on the piss? Everybody has to have a grands worth of paintballing-in-a-go-kart-with-strippers-in-Prague these days. The fannys too expensive in leicester.
Guest Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 Can you all help me out I am on a stag night in London the stag has a pink t-shirt with a mobile number on that says text me to make me drink so can you text funny comments to make him drink the number is 07970945794 Do what???
Matt Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 I'm delaying making an awkward phone call to my mate to tell him how I'm not going on his stag do because I can't afford to. What happened to a good old night on the piss? Everybody has to have a grands worth of paintballing-in-a-go-kart-with-strippers-in-Prague these days. Well my mate who is getting married is proper boring, he doesn't want one (We've even all offered to pay for him so we can go abroad, but he said no - I was quite offended by that tbh) I've told my other mate who's the best man to just do one anyway, even if it's just on the piss like you say (Although, I'd want it to be on the piss somewhere not local) but he hasn't because he's a poor organiser, I almost organised something myself but it's not really my place to do it and also it's like getting blood out of a stone getting some of my mates out, some of my mates are so fucking boring. Oh well, just means i'll have to make the most of getting hammered at the wedding.
Guest Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 Why does your last night, and it's night, of freedom be an expensive piss up somewhere overseas, or at the very least, in some town or city miles away from home? From what I've been told, it's a case of "what happens on tour, stays on tour". Not just the stags, but the hens too. I'd love to hear otherwise.
Matt Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 Why does your last night, and it's night, of freedom be an expensive piss up somewhere overseas, or at the very least, in some town or city miles away from home? From what I've been told, it's a case of "what happens on tour, stays on tour". Not just the stags, but the hens too. I'd love to hear otherwise. I don't know, I think it's just a good excuse of going somewhere different, tbh i've even suggested something like Go Karting, Paintballing, Assult Course, then a meal or something aswell but even that's been rejected so it's not just a case of i've just suggested a piss up either here or abroad. I just wanna do something, others obviously don't. That said it's hard enough getting some of my mates out in their own town/city (And we obviously won't be) so getting them to go to go abroad or another town/city around the country was a non-starter from the start.
Zingari Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 Why does your last night, and it's night, of freedom be an expensive piss up somewhere overseas, or at the very least, in some town or city miles away from home? From what I've been told, it's a case of "what happens on tour, stays on tour". Not just the stags, but the hens too. I'd love to hear otherwise. I find it slightly worrying too , it doesn’t sound like the way two people about to get married should be behaving . A night out in a few pubs was and should be enough imo I may be a real old fashioned git though .
Guest Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 I don't know, tbh i've even suggested something like Go Karting, Paintballing, Assult Course, then a meal or something aswell but even that's been rejected so it's not just a case of i've just suggested a piss up either here or abroad. I just wanna do something, others obviously don't. I understand those things, Matt, it's just this "oh, we must go away for a week/weekend" mentality that pisses me off. For the record, Shane Warne was at my hen do.
Guest Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 I find it slightly worrying too , it doesn’t sound like the way two people about to get married should be behaving . A night out in a few pubs was and should be enough imo I may be a real old fashioned git though . I've always had an excuse not to go, but all but one has resulted in the committed party cheating, going by the gossip. I think I might be old-fashioned too.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 6 April 2012 Posted 6 April 2012 Lisa is always willing to provide some "stag night help". Edit: she isn't a mod any more is she? PS. If she saw the typo I made before I corrected it, I'm truly sorry (think that was even more insulting.)
Guest Posted 7 April 2012 Posted 7 April 2012 Lisa is always willing to provide some "stag night help". Edit: she isn't a mod any more is she? PS. If she saw the typo I made before I corrected it, I'm truly sorry (think that was even more insulting.) I gave up my modding powers a long time ago. I didn't see the typo, but I can hazard a guess as to what it said
AoWW Posted 7 April 2012 Posted 7 April 2012 Lisa is always willing to provide some "stag night help". Edit: she isn't a mod any more is she? PS. If she saw the typo I made before I corrected it, I'm truly sorry (think that was even more insulting.) Please tell me you didn't call her Tara?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 7 April 2012 Posted 7 April 2012 I dropped the s off of she... Absolutely NOT a Freudian slip in the slightest.
FoxyPV Posted 7 April 2012 Posted 7 April 2012 Why does your last night, and it's night, of freedom be an expensive piss up somewhere overseas, or at the very least, in some town or city miles away from home? From what I've been told, it's a case of "what happens on tour, stays on tour". Not just the stags, but the hens too. I'd love to hear otherwise. I never understood why people thought of it as your last night of freedom. It puts such a negative spin on what should be a celebratory event. I think this notion makes the committed parties feel like they have to live up to some idiotic prescribed behaviour.
Guest Posted 7 April 2012 Posted 7 April 2012 I never understood why people thought of it as your last night of freedom. It puts such a negative spin on what should be a celebratory event. I think this notion makes the committed parties feel like they have to live up to some idiotic prescribed behaviour. My Hen Do ended up at the same venue as the Stag Do. Good job really, as I had an asthma attack
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