Questions for David the Caveman

[Zingari]

I'm thinking of changing my username to Chandelier , is this a good idea or will people think I should be hanging from the ceiling ?

[sphericalfox]

It wasn't that I couldn't be bothered, I just thought your questions were pointless.

rather like the generalised shite you were posting, and the general humourless wummery that you persist with?

[David the Caveman]

rather like the generalised shite you were posting, and the general humourless wummery that you persist with?

I think it has been proven several times that I am among the top two or three posters on this forum both in terms of accuracy of posts and humour

[Zingari]

I think it has been proven several times that I am among the top two or three posters on this forum both in terms of accuracy of posts and humour

dave the caveman would have been far more precise

impostor !!

[sphericalfox]

I think it has been proven several times that I am among the top two or three posters on this forum both in terms of accuracy of posts and humour

I must have missed that poll.

[21st Century Fox]

I must have missed that poll.

If Leicesterpool didn't poll it, it ain't worth polling.

[I am Rod Hull]

[The Doctor]

Nobody so long as Mahmoud doesn't get any.

He doesn't need any, he's got his ray-guns.

If Leicesterpool didn't poll it, it ain't worth polling.

[MC Prussian]

If you're above us all, why bother posting in an internet forum in the first place?

[David the Caveman]

If you're above us all, why bother posting in an internet forum in the first place?

Very clever, you've really thought outside the box there. It doesn't matter, they are just technicalities, chill out, enjoy me being here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVJSNDeti5E

[FoxyPV]

What is the square root of Pi?

[Zingari]

What is the square root of Pi?

I'm sorry ,,

David is unable or unwilling to answer questions to more than 3 decimal points unless it's an opinion about a film .

please don't let this prevent you from asking further questions

[David the Caveman]

Well it must be something like 1.723710.

That's a guess, I'm now going to google it. If I'm anywhere near correct I'll be so excited.

Edit: 1.77245

I'm not aroused. Reminds me of the movie sunshine which I gave a 1.77248 because it was so crap

[Zingari]

Stop bothering you're superior intellect with stuff like that David , it's demeaning !!!

Should Pudsey share the winnings of BGT equally with Ashley, or keep the biggest share for himself ?

[Finnegan]

I'm not even sure who this 'Chandler' is, is he the one who posted all that mind numbing shite in the Madeleine McCann thread a few years ago?

Yeah, last seen as Radovan's Caravan I think.

[Rocket-Ron]

Yeah, last seen as Radovan's Caravan I think.

Ha. Was only thinking of Radovan the other day... knob!

[stez]

Is it too early to put my bedding plants out? My career depends on the answer

[Zingari]

Dear David

Is it fair that someone's career can be dependent on the vagaries of the British weather ?

[David the Caveman]

Dear David

Is it fair that someone's career can be dependent on the vagaries of the British weather ?

No, not at all. It's not like they knew beforehand what British weather was like, so they should be compensated, preferably by raiding the bank of slightly richer people because we all know rich people by definition don't deserve to be rich.

[stez]

That's good news.

[Zingari]

No, not at all. It's not like they knew beforehand what British weather was like, so they should be compensated, preferably by raiding the bank of slightly richer people because we all know rich people by definition don't deserve to be rich.

Dear David

If I rob a bank , how can I be sure to only steal money from persons richer than myself ?

Is all our bank money kept in separate boxes and clearly marked ?

I'd hate to think I was stealing someone's last few quid !

[Captain...]

I an a little confused now, David is Dave the caveman right?

If so I have a question, why do you blindly support this sham of a government?

I understand your political leaning is to the right, but that doesn't mean that this government is always right and can't be questioned by their core voters. Like you, I presume.

The long list of corruption and incompetence since Cameron and his cronies took charge would be funny if it wasn't for the seriousness of it all.

[David the Caveman]

I'm much more anti-left wing than I am pro-current government. The lib dems involvement in the current government tells you all you need to know about left wingers. They latch onto whatever 'ideal' (for that, read: something that will make me better off) seems fashionable at any one time and they only have the capacity or inclination to view the issue one-dimensionally. Knock-on effects and obvious contradictions with the previous week's fashionable ideal don't seem to matter. The result is a load of horseshit policies which are so ill-considered that they are often completely impractical. That's why the left wing is such a farce. For evidence just look at the current status of every fashionable lib dem pre-election policy. As soon as they realised you can't just pick and choose whatever self-hate driven, ego-massaging, definitely intelligent, lofty and worthwhile ideal that was popular among the hipsters drinking latte while browsing facebook on their new ipad in Starbucks this morning and immediately turn it into a workable policy they were rendered utterly pointless. The left wing needs to realise you can't please everyone and that sometimes tough decisions have to beade for the greater good. They need to start living on reality rather than fantasy. Until they can do that, I don't have a choice but to be right wing.

[Zingari]

David

Where did you learn and master the art of writing so much without actually saying anything constructive or specific ?

[Captain...]

I'm much more anti-left wing than I am pro-current government. The lib dems involvement in the current government tells you all you need to know about left wingers. They latch onto whatever 'ideal' (for that, read: something that will make me better off) seems fashionable at any one time and they only have the capacity or inclination to view the issue one-dimensionally. Knock-on effects and obvious contradictions with the previous week's fashionable ideal don't seem to matter. The result is a load of horseshit policies which are so ill-considered that they are often completely impractical. That's why the left wing is such a farce. For evidence just look at the current status of every fashionable lib dem pre-election policy. As soon as they realised you can't just pick and choose whatever self-hate driven, ego-massaging, definitely intelligent, lofty and worthwhile ideal that was popular this morning among the hipsters drinking latte while browsing facebook on their new ipads and immediately turn it into a workable policy they were rendered utterly pointless. The left wing needs to realise you can't please everyone and that sometimes tough decisions have to be made for the greater good. They need to start living on reality rather than fantasy. Until they can do that, I don't have a choice but to be right wing.

But you do, I would place myself on the left of the political spectrum, but I don't blindly follow all proposals made by the Lib dems or Labour, in fact right now I hold very little faith in either of them.

I can appreciate what the Tories stand for and what they try and do, but I think this current lot have made massive mistakes, from Liam Fox, the NHS Bill, Peter Cruddas, the handling of the "petrol crisis", the benefits cap, outsourcing the police and numerous more too many to mention which just show them, and by them I mean the whole coalition, to be collectively useless. There are some good politicians in there, but overall they have been a a disgrace.