Zingari Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 Is there something on your mind ? If David hasn't got the answer , the question ain't worth asking ! Fire away !! Warning Beware of impostors giving replies such as dave the caveman and Davy the Cavy who may sneak in just to make David look silly !
Daggers Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 Does anyone give a flying shit what the Chandler thinks?
MC Prussian Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 Hi David, I find you a fascinating and deep character and there's a question I always wanted to ask you: How's life as an eternal grumpster? I'm intrigued to read your swift reply.
Zingari Posted 13 May 2012 Author Posted 13 May 2012 Does anyone give a flying shit what the Chandler thinks? good starter , but isn't the word "think" a little too strong ?
David the Caveman Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 I'll wait for the first person with an IQ above twelve to ask a question before I start answering. In the meantime, amuse yourselves with the thought of how much better I am than all of you.
I am Rod Hull Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 I'll wait for the first person with an IQ above twelve to ask a question before I start answering. In the meantime, amuse yourselves with the thought of how much better I am than all of you. Gravity.... push or pull?
21st Century Fox Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 Why did you outsource your memoirs to Nick Sharratt? (I found it a bit predictable 4.3/10)
Zingari Posted 13 May 2012 Author Posted 13 May 2012 What is the cause of your recent softening of tone , are you reaching an age of mellow maturity ?
David the Caveman Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 What is the cause of your recent softening of tone , are you reaching an age of mellow maturity ? I don't know. I did smear peanut butter all over my balls earlier and let my dog lick it off. The wank I had after that definitely left me feeling a nice hazy glow.
Zingari Posted 13 May 2012 Author Posted 13 May 2012 Is it legal to smoke a pipe on a canoe? I'm David's legal adviser , and yes you can smoke a pipe on a canoe , but not on a kayak.
The Doctor Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 Very well then: David has 160 nukes, Barack has 5,000 - why have they been allowed so many, and who is ****ed as a result of this?
Zingari Posted 13 May 2012 Author Posted 13 May 2012 I don't know. I did smear peanut butter all over my balls earlier and let my dog lick it off. The wank I had after that definitely left me feeling a nice hazy glow. Do you think it's acceptable to let other people's dogs lick your genitals , or should it always be monogamous ? ps i hope your dog is a female dog, or i'd find it pretty disgusting
sphericalfox Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 I asked Dave questions earlier. He couldn't be bothered to answer them, so I doubt he'll grace us with his brilliance in this thread. Though I'm sure he'll impart a few unwitty wummerous notions here and there to antagonise and keep himself amused.
Zingari Posted 13 May 2012 Author Posted 13 May 2012 I asked Dave questions earlier. He couldn't be bothered to answer them, so I doubt he'll grace us with his brilliance in this thread. Though I'm sure he'll impart a few unwitty wummerous notions here and there to antagonise and keep himself amused. Ah , but you asked dave a question, This is David , who has had a road to Damascus enlightenment . Judge him not as the old dave ask him again
Webbo Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 Are you really Chandler?You don't seen much like him to me but you never deny it.
Guest Bilo Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 Very well then: David has 160 nukes, Barack has 5,000 - why have they been allowed so many, and who is ****ed as a result of this? Nobody so long as Mahmoud doesn't get any.
sphericalfox Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 Ah , but you asked dave a question, This is David , who has had a road to Damascus enlightenment . Judge him not as the old dave ask him again This as likely as Joey Barton turning over a new leaf.
Zingari Posted 13 May 2012 Author Posted 13 May 2012 This as likely as Joey Barton turning over a new leaf. For "turning over a new leaf" read " a "different poster altogether"
Salieri Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 I'm not even sure who this 'Chandler' is, is he the one who posted all that mind numbing shite in the Madeleine McCann thread a few years ago?
Guest Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 I'm not even sure who this 'Chandler' is, is he the one who posted all that mind numbing shite in the Madeleine McCann thread a few years ago? Yep
David the Caveman Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 I'm not sure who Chandler is either. It always seems to be that fool "daggers" or "evil cox" or whatever she calls herslf these days, who calls me chandler. Maybe she is chandler?
21st Century Fox Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 Is it legal to draw a line down the back of a photograph and send it as a postcard?
David the Caveman Posted 13 May 2012 Posted 13 May 2012 I asked Dave questions earlier. He couldn't be bothered to answer them, so I doubt he'll grace us with his brilliance in this thread. Though I'm sure he'll impart a few unwitty wummerous notions here and there to antagonise and keep himself amused. It wasn't that I couldn't be bothered, I just thought your questions were pointless.
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