Sol thewall Bamba Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 This is probably the worst one so far. A dead fox on my lawn, right next to my football. Sorry guys, looks like this season's going to be another write off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acooling08 Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 At least we'll have something to blame hopelessly when we are sitting mid-table come Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveherbe Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 This is probably the worst one so far. A dead fox on my lawn, right next to my football. Sorry guys, looks like this season's going to be another write off... Bloody hell Tom, are you sure mum didnt run it over with the lawn mower yesterday! You do realise, as has been stated, that if we dont get promotion this year, 30,000 City fans will be blaming you?. Still, look on the bright side, as a student you'll be able to chop it up and make burgers with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchandro Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 This is probably the worst one so far. A dead fox on my lawn, right next to my football. Sorry guys, looks like this season's going to be another write off... Plus your name is Sol thewall Bamba and your sig is of Steve Howard My Grandad is killing foxes on a regular basis so it's no wonder we're shit. On the day my uncle went to buy his season ticket, a fox bit his mum. We went down that season. Bloody hell Tom, are you sure mum didnt run it over with the lawn mower yesterday! You do realise, as has been stated, that if we dont get promotion this year, 30,000 City fans will be blaming you?. Still, look on the bright side, as a student you'll be able to chop it up and make burgers with it! It could be a 'my mate's the ref tonight' moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 Oh dear this is really bad, on the plus side though a tree has fallen down just in our garden so at least Forest are in for a bad season too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveherbe Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 I've just spoken to 'the fox killer', he reckons he cant move it cos every time he looks at it he thinks of Filbert Fox! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Phil Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 Oh dear this is really bad, on the plus side though a tree has fallen down just in our garden so at least Forest are in for a bad season too! You can bet your life a Sheep died somewhere too so Derby are going down n'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveherbe Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 Ok guys, we need to pull together on this one. I've just been out and shot a bluebird, an owl, a seagull and a drug user (addict (Addick - geddit?)), and squashed a hornet, so thats Cardiff, Sheff Wed, Brighton, Charlton and Watford fooked. Oh, and just finished a bottle of red, so thats the Clarets dealt with as well. I'll be having a tangerine later, so there goes Blackpool. I'll pop out later to Marwell zoo and see if I can bag a lion and a tiger, that'll take care of Millwall and Hull. Can anyone help with any others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 Ok guys, we need to pull together on this one. I've just been out and shot a bluebird, an owl, a seagull and a drug user (addict (Addick - geddit?)), and squashed a hornet, so thats Cardiff, Sheff Wed, Brighton, Charlton and Watford fooked. Oh, and just finished a bottle of red, so thats the Clarets dealt with as well. I'll be having a tangerine later, so there goes Blackpool. I'll pop out later to Marwell zoo and see if I can bag a lion and a tiger, that'll take care of Millwall and Hull. Can anyone help with any others? Anything sky blue please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKCJ Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 Plus your name is Sol thewall Bamba and your sig is of Steve Howard My Grandad is killing foxes on a regular basis so it's no wonder we're shit. On the day my uncle went to buy his season ticket, a fox bit his mum. We went down that season. It could be a 'my mate's the ref tonight' moment That was hilarious. A jinx if ever I've seen one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseBreath Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 You can bet your life a Sheep died somewhere too That's a pretty safe bet after what i got up to last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 That's a pretty safe bet after what i got up to last night Actually just googled Moose attacks Sheep but couldn't find anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acooling08 Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 Actually just googled Moose attacks Sheep but couldn't find anything Best laugh I've had all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark_w Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 I'm in Wales at the moment, you don't want to know what's going to happen to Derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Padster Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 Ok guys, we need to pull together on this one. I've just been out and shot a bluebird, an owl, a seagull and a drug user (addict (Addick - geddit?)), and squashed a hornet, so thats Cardiff, Sheff Wed, Brighton, Charlton and Watford fooked. Oh, and just finished a bottle of red, so thats the Clarets dealt with as well. I'll be having a tangerine later, so there goes Blackpool. I'll pop out later to Marwell zoo and see if I can bag a lion and a tiger, that'll take care of Millwall and Hull. Can anyone help with any others? 'Ave a Maryland and that's Blackburn fooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyT Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 At least we'll have something to blame hopelessly when we are sitting mid-table come Christmas. Not Wellens?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 I saw 2 red Robin's earlier..this is a good omen, but not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfox Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 This is probably the worst one so far. A dead fox on my lawn, right next to my football. Sorry guys, looks like this season's going to be another write off... And I renewed my season ticket yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Fox Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 The fact we are favorites to win the league by the bookmakers if enough of a bad omen. We are well and truly in the shitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 Talking of a bad omen I haven't seen Leicester win a game since Leeds at home in 2000 at Filbert St, and I have watched City every season since then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveherbe Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 https://mail-attachm...YYwadVlP_LxM9lQ Here's the final resting place of the fox, appropriately labelled, nice one Tom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowwolf Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 This is probably the worst one so far. A dead fox on my lawn, right next to my football. Sorry guys, looks like this season's going to be another write off... Depends on how you read into it, It could just mean like the fox we are a dead cert to get promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 Anything sky blue please Well, the Ukranians are planning on bombing the sky if it gets cloudy during the euros (link), so we should be sorted there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan LCFC Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 Ok guys, we need to pull together on this one. I've just been out and shot a bluebird, an owl, a seagull and a drug user (addict (Addick - geddit?)), and squashed a hornet, so thats Cardiff, Sheff Wed, Brighton, Charlton and Watford fooked. Oh, and just finished a bottle of red, so thats the Clarets dealt with as well. I'll be having a tangerine later, so there goes Blackpool. I'll pop out later to Marwell zoo and see if I can bag a lion and a tiger, that'll take care of Millwall and Hull. Can anyone help with any others? Go and kill Pete Burns so Forest are fvcked. Wellens murdering Foxes again I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowwolf Posted 3 June 2012 Share Posted 3 June 2012 Go and kill Pete Burns so Forest are fvcked. Wellens murdering Foxes again I see. He is a bit of a bastard off the pitch as well is he ? might have known it would be his fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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