TWITTER Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 It has come to my attention recently that a fair number of men will happily go in the bathroom and drop their guts while their partner is in the bath, or doing her teeth or whatever. It shocked me to the core. Am I a prude?
Finnegan Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 You're not a prude, shit time is just alone time. Man time. Checking the football scores / news time. Special time.
sphericalfox Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 I'm no prude. If my wife can squeeze into our separate toilet whilst I'm pinching a loaf, then firstly that is an achievement in itself. But if she has that inclination then I worry for her sanity and health. It sometimes is difficult to inhale my own chod stank. Perhaps there's a chapter in Fiddy Shades about this. If so I am making sure the door is locked.
Rincewind Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 Are we talking about the bloke going into the bathroom or the woman? Would a woman strip and get into the bath whilst her other half is filling the air with unpleasant aromas?
Guest Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 My wife certainly wouldn't fifty shades comment from spherical
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 If I shat in front of the missus while she was in the bath she would chop my nuts off. She even goes mental if I let a propper stinker off in bed. Of course it is always hilarious to get her to cuddle me in bed the let rip on her. Somehow though the joyless bint doesn't see the funny side...
Leicester_Numan Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 I don't do it but my girlfriend does it while i'm in the bath. Annoys me no end
Corky Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 It has come to my attention recently that a fair number of men will happily go in the bathroom and drop their guts while their partner is in the bath, or doing her teeth or whatever. It shocked me to the core. Am I a prude? Do you stand by people's bathrooms then?
sphericalfox Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 I don't do it but my girlfriend does it while i'm in the bath. Annoys me no end Does she not know where the toilet is?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 My girlfriend doesn't defecate in the toilet, she does it on my chest most of the time. Sometimes she does it inside a sock and beats me with it. It smells a bit sometimes but she says it's romantic
Steven Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 My girlfriend doesn't defecate in the toilet, she does it on my chest most of the time. Sometimes she does it inside a sock and beats me with it. It smells a bit sometimes but she says it's romantic Are you Hitler?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 The smell of ass never didn't anyone any harm pal. It's the hugo boss of the human body
Guest Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 I did that once and ended up in France. oh you said defecating, sorry misread the title.
Rincewind Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 No Farting Allowed There was a man named Fred Who liked eating baked beans in bed One day when he farted He and his wife parted 'Well it's quicker than divorce' Said Fred.
jonthefox Posted 21 July 2012 Posted 21 July 2012 I'm no prude. If my wife can squeeze into our separate toilet whilst I'm pinching a loaf, then firstly that is an achievement in itself. But if she has that inclination then I worry for her sanity and health. It sometimes is difficult to inhale my own chod stank. Perhaps there's a chapter in Fiddy Shades about this. If so I am making sure the door is locked.
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 22 July 2012 Posted 22 July 2012 what a shit subject . . . . . . . . The wife doesnt let me shave whilst she is tugging the brown boat out but seems fine the other way around . . . . . . .? i agree with Finnegan, dropping ones guts is defo "man time"
sphericalfox Posted 22 July 2012 Posted 22 July 2012 what a shit subject . . . . . . . . The wife doesnt let me shave whilst she is tugging the brown boat out but seems fine the other way around . . . . . . .? i agree with Finnegan, dropping ones guts is defo "man time" Your wife shaves?
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 22 July 2012 Posted 22 July 2012 Your wife shaves? yeah . . . . . . . i thought marrying a Bulgarian shotputter was better than being on my own
bluediceman Posted 22 July 2012 Posted 22 July 2012 Giving birth to a baby otter should always be done without interuption.
Guest Bilo Posted 22 July 2012 Posted 22 July 2012 When you drown the brown trout, you do it alone. If it's of particularly impressive length and/or girth, there's nothing wrong with showing it to others though. It's just the act that has to be solitary in my view.
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