Guest MattP Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 Both, take your woman out for some fine dining then after letting it go down behave like the animal you just ate in the bedroom. It's a pointless questions coming from a vegetarian mind, having a fine meal to them is like having sex with a tunnel for normal folk, I remember reading a report that they generally have smaller penises than meat eaters as well. Given a straight choice it's a tough one, if if it was someone I'd wanted to have sex with for years then I'd probably go for the later, if not what Moosebreath described sounds perfect. An oak room with a log fire, a cocktail for starters, followed by a mixed grill or a lamb shank for the main course followed by a dessert, a lovely bottle of red with the meat and maybe a Henessey to wash it down with while you relax for 15-20 after the meal.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 Very much depends on who cooked the food and who the sex is with. If I could have my pick of any meal and any woman I'd blatantly go for the woman. It would be on the condition that she left immediately afterwards though.
Zingari Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 Reminds me of the old gag about the old guy who was asked by a young lady if he fancied some super sex . He replied " I'll have the soup please"
Guest MattP Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 Very much depends on who cooked the food and who the sex is with. If I could have my pick of any meal and any woman I'd blatantly go for the woman. It would be on the condition that she left immediately afterwards though. I don't think she would argue.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 I don't think she would argue. You'd think not but they never usually do. The last couple have hung around for years
MooseBreath Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 I remember reading a report that they generally have smaller penises than meat eaters as well. Not surprised by this at all. Small penises, thin wrists, child bearing hips, narrow shoulders and quiet high pitched voices. Weak and feeble bodies to go with their weak and feeble minds.
casablancas Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 Now that's really, really tough. Promotion everyday of the week. Sex is sex even with Kate upton I'll still spiff all the same. But Leicester's promotion will be the single best thing since before I started sexing .
Guest Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 Not surprised by this at all. Small penises, thin wrists, child bearing hips, narrow shoulders and quiet high pitched voices. Weak and feeble bodies to go with their weak and feeble minds. what do you think to the change in the Australian definition of misogyny moose?
kingfox Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 A wanking session over Anthony Knockaert beats all three of them im afraid.
m00nie Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 Seeing as the missus is twice the woman I first met looks like we choose the food option every time....
MooseBreath Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 what do you think to the change in the Australian definition of misogyny moose? Much like 'racism' it's a word which has seen its scope broaden to the point where you often hear it used to describe events which don't come close to the original meaning of the word. So I suppose updating the definition to take this into account makes sense. what do you think to the change in the Australian definition of misogyny moose? Much like 'racism' it's a word which has seen its scope broaden to the point where you often hear it used to describe events which don't come close to the original meaning of the word. So I suppose updating the definition to take this into account makes sense.
MooseBreath Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 Much like 'racism' it's a word which has seen its scope broaden to the point where you often hear it used to describe events which don't come close to the original meaning of the word. So I suppose updating the definition to take this into account makes sense.
21st Century Fox Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 Both, take your woman out for some fine dining then after letting it go down behave like the animal you just ate in the bedroom. It's a pointless questions coming from a vegetarian mind, having a fine meal to them is like having sex with a tunnel for normal folk, I remember reading a report that they generally have smaller penises than meat eaters as well. Given a straight choice it's a tough one, if if it was someone I'd wanted to have sex with for years then I'd probably go for the later, if not what Moosebreath described sounds perfect. An oak room with a log fire, a cocktail for starters, followed by a mixed grill or a lamb shank for the main course followed by a dessert, a lovely bottle of red with the meat and maybe a Henessey to wash it down with while you relax for 15-20 after the meal. I knew it.
Langston Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 A wanking session over Anthony Knockaert beats all three of them im afraid. You've never had sex, you're only twelve.
AoWW Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 Just being home from work by 6pm on a Friday would be nice. In answer to the question I guess it depends on whether it's mind-blowing sex vs average food; or awesomely impressive food vs average sex.
Captain... Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 The question is all wrong, you are comparing a fine dining experience, with sex, the problem is you have not defined the sex, now those with long term partners with regular sexy time, sex is like a nice home cooked meal of your favourite comfort food, great, but not to be compared to a night out at a top restaurant, where your every need is catered for. So you have to compare eating out, with "eating out" setting aside any moral objections, the question should be a meal at a top restaurant 6 courses, the finest wine and whiskey, or a night of depravity at your local high class brothel, where you get 6 courses, all your favourites are there, but prepared to perfection, and somethings you have never tried before, you can even have 2 courses at the same time, and you don't have to do any of the washing up afterwards. I would take the sex.
Guest Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 The question is all wrong, you are comparing a fine dining experience, with sex, the problem is you have not defined the sex, now those with long term partners with regular sexy time, sex is like a nice home cooked meal of your favourite comfort food, great, but not to be compared to a night out at a top restaurant, where your every need is catered for. So you have to compare eating out, with "eating out" setting aside any moral objections, the question should be a meal at a top restaurant 6 courses, the finest wine and whiskey, or a night of depravity at your local high class brothel, where you get 6 courses, all your favourites are there, but prepared to perfection, and somethings you have never tried before, you can even have 2 courses at the same time, and you don't have to do any of the washing up afterwards. I would take the sex. Can you now cmpare the FT experience in the same way?
Captain... Posted 20 October 2012 Posted 20 October 2012 Can you now cmpare the FT experience in the same way? Nope.
Guest Posted 20 October 2012 Posted 20 October 2012 Nope. Not even the variety of a thread with Zing, Daggers and Moose in it?
sphericalfox Posted 20 October 2012 Posted 20 October 2012 There isn't an option for 'all of the above'. I've had to put down my summer squash to type this...
purpleronnie Posted 20 October 2012 Posted 20 October 2012 If your choosing food then you need a new partner.
Orkneyfox Posted 20 October 2012 Posted 20 October 2012 Voted for food as I am on a diet, partly so I can get fit for sex!
Daggers Posted 29 October 2012 Posted 29 October 2012 Not even superhot, kinky, bondage homosex can compare to this gastronomic delight.
MooseBreath Posted 29 October 2012 Posted 29 October 2012 I bet you just love slipping those big creamy bananas into your mouth
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