The Blur Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 I was procrastinating today when I came up with this notion- if the Leicester City squad was actually a squad of superheroes not footballers then what superhero identity they would have and what would be their powers so I came up with this list. Feel free to add your suggestions. I know it all sound bit daft but it is still better than arguing about Waghorn/Beckford. Schemichel- Thor II Inspired by his scandinavian hero Thor, Kasper set out to be Thor Mark II. De Laet- The Burglar Since he is so small, he can shrink himself to be able to fit in any spaces which he abused the power to become a super-robber. Konchesky- The Mummy Since his mom has defended him in the press, Konchesky is now a mummy but instead of scaring everyone, he sit in a corner and produce a glass-shattering shriek that sounded like MUUUUUUUMY. Drinkwater- Aqua Since he is always thirsty- he has to drink water all time and he then become a blob filled with water which occasionally throw up excess water to drown his foes. Morgan- Captain Fox Inspired by Captain America, Morgan wear the similar uniform expect that he got LCFC logo on his shield. He is Captain of this squad. Whitebread- The Starch A racist white-bread eating street thug with a short fuse. His hatred for brown bread leads to further hatred for anything remotely brown. His power is to produce white bread from nowhere. Marshall-Fluffyman A marshmallow loving superhero- His DNA is mixed with DNA of a marshmallow after a freak accident at a marshmallow factory. He defeat his foes by stuffing marshmallows down their thoarts. Vardy- The Opinionester Vardy is actually an old fashioned word for opinion so his power is to have an opinion on everything like some members on this forum. He is impossible to reason with and he thinks he is always right. King- The Sheep King King’s power to have an absolute command of all sheeps worldwide which is his loyal followers. He set army of sheeps on his enemies. Doesn’t stop him from enjoying lamb chops for dinner though. Dyer- Tie-Dye Dyer’s ability is to dye himself of any colour to camouflage himself into any backgrounds. He is often found in ladies toilets at King Power stadium. He is often used as a spy for the LCFC squad. St.Ledger- Father Irish A drunk stereotypical Irish priest, he act as an advisor to the rest of superheroes. His power is the incredible banter skills and the ability to be drunk all time. Logan- Invisible Man No one knows where he is anymore. Last Seen in 1999. Waghorn- Barkman He is a victim of an sinster experiment with a dog that went wrong which results in him exhibiting all mannerisms of a dog. He only communicate by barking and he regularly ‘wag’ his head like a dog with his tongue hanging out. Keane- The Impostor When LCFC super-squad recruited him, everyone thought he was the son of the fearsome Roy Keane who is widely know for his super-temper who have claimed many victims. It turned out not be the case and in anger-Whitebread has imprisioned him in the medical room at Old Trafford. James- The Cleaner Since no one cares about him, he became the personal cleaner for LCFC Super-squad. He dreams of fighting along Captain Fox one day. Gallagher- The Egoist Never seen without a mirror. His power is his ability to look good all time even during fighting where he never get any scars or any hair out of the place. This is largely because he ducked out of every fights. Schlupp- Super Silent When he first joined- he was a chatterbox but after Father Irish realised his name sounded like ‘Shut Up’ he managed to remove Schlupp’s vocal cords so now Schlupp is forever silent and communicate by telepathy. Wellens- Ashes Wellens love his food to be well-done, one day he overheated his toaster and the fire engulfed him. Now he has the power to produce and control fire anywhere. Moore- The Devourer When he was a boy- he kept saying more and more so his mother kept on feeding him until he exploded. His remains was mixed with radioactive gases which made him came back from the dead. He is now a blob and devour everything in his path including his mother as a revenge because ironically she doesn’t realised he was just repeating his surname. Lingard- Blur When he first joined, he ran so fast that nobody really knew who he was so now he is just a constant blur. Knockaert- The Knockester He has an uncontrollable arm that he can’t stop knocking on everything. He knocks his enemies into submission. Futcas- Treeman Like a tree, he is very tall yet don’t do much. He obtained this power of doing nothing by standing next to a tree when it was struck by a lighting which then connected to him. Nugent- Super Nugget His power is to produce chicken nuggets at will and take out his enemies by throwing nuggets. He obtained his power after a similar incident to Marshall’s accident in marshmallow factory expect for his accident was in a chicken nugget factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson_6 Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 Although you obviously have way to much time on your hands...These actualy made me laugh. Quite like the Knocky one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson_6 Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 Not sure about the whitbread one..Sounds a bit racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox92 Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 Great work, I like this one which seems so true: Gallagher- The Egoist Never seen without a mirror. His power is his ability to look good all time even during fighting where he never get any scars or any hair out of the place. This is largely because he ducked out of every fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentFox Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 Look. I'm only going to say this the once. All of you - get yourselves girlfriends and stay off the blooming drugs !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 Oh dear oh dear.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchandro Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 Come on now, you should know King has always been the invisible man I always thought Dyer would be Mr Stretch, I mean, just look at him. Nigel would of course be Zeus, since he's the father of a superhero, making James Pearson Hercules. De Laet would be some sort of morphing disguise expert, 'Morph Man' if you want a name, except he can only morph into Tin-Tin and that's only if he's got a change of clothes. A biit stink about Whitbread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfox Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 How long did this take. 1 hour, 2 hours? Some maybe funny, but it is slightly sad. You need to get out more, I even went out yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoareyaaa Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 Just roll back time 15 years and we have our superheroes right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKCJ Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 I love how after a 6-0 win these are the types of theads we get on here. But after a 1-0 loss we'll be bombarded with hundreds of 'are we/Pearson good enough' posts. Not sure what I prefer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blur Posted 23 November 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November 2012 How long did this take. 1 hour, 2 hours? Some maybe funny, but it is slightly sad. You need to get out more, I even went out yesterday. Half hour actually, cheers for the tip I am actually going to a houseparty in London tonight so I think my social life is ok at the moment, thanks for your concern though. It was bit of a light relief, I knew someone would take this too seriously. I didn't meant to cause any offence about Whitebread, I only said he was racist to make a further play on his surname, I am a mixed race myself so obviously I don't approve of the actual racism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socks Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 tut, tut wheres your grammar ? It Should Be: "If LCFC were a quad of superheroes" D- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 23 November 2012 Share Posted 23 November 2012 Come on now, you should know King has always been the invisible man I always thought Dyer would be Mr Stretch, I mean, just look at him. Nigel would of course be Zeus, since he's the father of a superhero, making James Pearson Hercules. De Laet would be some sort of morphing disguise expert, 'Morph Man' if you want a name, except he can only morph into Tin-Tin and that's only if he's got a change of clothes. A biit stink about Whitbread Was about to say the same about King, but Dyer would have to be Flash as he is so fast. Morgan would be Beast, as he is a, erm, beast... I quite liked Kasper as Thor. Gallagher would be Ice man, as he is so cool when taking penalties, and freezes when has to make a tackle. Found this for Knocky: Michael Johnson: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Nads Posted 24 November 2012 Share Posted 24 November 2012 ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shade Posted 24 November 2012 Share Posted 24 November 2012 tut, tut wheres your grammar ? It Should Be: "If LCFC were a quad of superheroes" D- are you sure? isn't Leicester City singular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 24 November 2012 Share Posted 24 November 2012 are you sure? isn't Leicester City singular? It's a hypothetical situation so it is a subjunctive clause, therefore it is better to use were instead of was, as in 'if I were a rich man' I think it is the only remaining use of the subjunctive in English, and most people except 'was' as grammatically correct even though technically it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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