Munshi Posted 28 December 2012 Share Posted 28 December 2012 Ive never actually knew this part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairman of the Bored Posted 28 December 2012 Share Posted 28 December 2012 100% crow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiritwalker Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 I always thought it was wings of a beagle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 Its cow..always was, always will be. its a song, it isnt intended to be lyrically perfect and logically correct, it is intended to take the piss (incidentally, something else that you dont actually do) and insulting the opponents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylestyle06 Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 Cow?????? !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchandro Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 Its cow..always was, always will be. its a song, it isnt intended to be lyrically perfect and logically correct, it is intended to take the piss (incidentally, something else that you dont actually do) and insulting the opponents Ok. But it's crow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 Whilst weather a cow can fly is neither here nor there as the "wings of an eagle" would cover that part, in this lyrical masterpiece ( ) it is most certainly crow. Its cow..always was, always will be. its a song, it isnt intended to be lyrically perfect and logically correct, it is intended to take the piss (incidentally, something else that you dont actually do) and insulting the opponents For those of you disagreeing with him please don't bother, as reading his posts in another thread I'm pretty sure he is close to be sectioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 Whilst weather a cow can fly is neither here nor there as the "wings of an eagle" would cover that part, in this lyrical masterpiece ( ) it is most certainly crow. For those of you disagreeing with him please don't bother, as reading his posts in another thread I'm pretty sure he is close to be sectioned. Are you just following me now? Grow up, accept that others have a different opinion to you and fvck off you mindless child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobsterboyuk Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 Its cow..always was, always will be. its a song, it isnt intended to be lyrically perfect and logically correct, it is intended to take the piss (incidentally, something else that you dont actually do) and insulting the opponents I actually don't give a shit if folks want to sing "cow" but I've never heard anybody sing it before. http://www.footballc...r City&let=I&p= (Although I don't sing it exactly like this link either!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowwolf Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 I thought it went " If I had the wings of an Eagle if I had the wings of a Cow I'd fly over Forest tomorrow but I'm fvcked if I know just how ? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentFox Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 Suggest we alter to "winged buffalo" which would accomodate comments re size of anus, aerial prowess and rhyme. Doesn't really scan, but it would be technically correct, save for one tinsy wincy little detail ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowwolf Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 Suggest we alter to "winged buffalo" which would accomodate comments re size of anus, aerial prowess and rhyme. Doesn't really scan, but it would be technically correct, save for one tinsy wincy little detail ...... Thank God we have someone who knows what he is talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylestyle06 Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 If someone sung 'cow' next to me I think I'd have to laugh ! I'd expect very funny looks if I was to sing cow anyway !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 It's a song about an imaginary situation , so the normal rules of aerodynamics and human/animal biology don't really apply. But even so, there are no flying cows , it's just an imaginary fan who wished to have wings and who could navigate to Nottingham, with the intention of depositing a payload of excrement on the good folk below . Now keeping in mind that this is just an imaginary situation , which anus would be the better choice so that the said fan could "hit the trifecta" so to speak ? A a cow or B a crow The Forest version went something like ; If i had the wings of an eagle if i had the arse of a gnu / curlew ( delete which sounds less likely ) i'd fly over Leicester tomorrow and shit on the bustards in blue I think that the correct word is cow but i'm well aware that most fans sing crow :xmassmile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorrelite Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 The arse of a big buffalo.. And that's how we sang it in the 70s. Think about it ... It scans well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkie1999 Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 it should go If i had the cock of a donkey big bollocks swinging below i'd fly right over the forest and wank on the wankers below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col city fan Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 If I had the wings of an eagle If I had the arse of a bird I'd fly over Nottingham Forest And shower the fookers wiv turd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 at the op and cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Fox Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 If I had the wings of an eagle If I had the arse and moves of McJagger I would fly over pride park And shit on the sheepshaggers below,below Shit on, shit on, shit on bastards below,below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkie1999 Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 If i had the wings of an eagle i'd be able to to some great stunts............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 it should go If i had the cock of a donkey big bollocks swinging below i'd fly right over the forest and wank on the wankers below I'd put them to better use :xmasbiggrin: If i had the cock of a donkey big bollocks swinging below i'd be a big hit with the ladies and pleasure the likes of J-Lo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseBreath Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 If I was a fat **** like nick If I had an arsehole like daggers I'd spray forest with cheese from my dick And I'd prolapse my guts on sheep shaggers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicfox Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 I've always thought it were... If I had the wings of an Eagle, And a dirty black arse like a crow :xmasblink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowwolf Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 I've always thought it were... If I had the wings of an Eagle, And a dirty black arse like a crow :xmasblink: If you pull the feathers back on a Crow you will clearly see it's arse is a delightful pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 December 2012 Share Posted 29 December 2012 Are you just following me now? Grow up, accept that others have a different opinion to you and fvck off you mindless child Weeaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Put your dummy in. It's crow to quote your good self always has been always will be. :xmaswink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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