If I had the wings of an eagle, if I had the a ___.

[Merging Cultures]

Haha!

Please sing cow at the top of your voice next time. See if it works and you don't get funny looks.

Seriously. Cow. ::

[Captain...]

All of you crow boys, in your eagle winged crow's arsed defecation fantasy, can you tell me how much shit a crow can shit? Compared to an eagle, much bigger bird hence bigger arse, let alone a cow.

Now I care not of the actually words of the chant, but if I had to choose which arse from the animal kingdom to use to shit on forest from a great height I would probably in for a blue whale's arse for maximum shitty impact, but given the choice between a crow's arse or a cow's, give me steaming great pats raining down from above like stinking napalm, as opposed to tiny little crow shits.

[Saxondale]

If I had the belly of a hippo.

[BoneDog]

I've been singing crow since the early 90's.

You have to remember that there are sometimes 2000 or more people singing the song, which would equate to over 2000 winged raiders propelling large amounts of crow shit onto the Forest fans heads. That amount of muck-slingers is not to be sniffed at.

No need for a cows arse imo.

[Alexikokopops]

Are you just following me now?

Grow up, accept that others have a different opinion to you and fvck off you mindless child

Telling someone to grow up doesn't really have the same effect when you finish the sentence by telling them to fuck off and calling them a name.

[Manwell Pablo]

Telling someone to grow up doesn't really have the same effect when you finish the sentence by telling them to **** off and calling them a name.

Forgive him Alex, I think I've got to him.

Show Alex where on the internet I touched you Oz.

[foxile5]

It's crow.

I can't believe anyone thought otherwise.

[flowwolf]

It's crow.

I can't believe anyone thought otherwise.

That's settled then. Thanks to your input we can now put this one to bed.

[foxile5]

That's settled then. Thanks to your input we can now put this one to bed.

Glad we're in accord.

Any more problems drop me a PM.

I know all the words to Catz, too.

[ozleicester]

Telling someone to grow up doesn't really have the same effect when you finish the sentence by telling them to **** off and calling them a name.

Fair point - agreed

[broughtonblue]

Cow???

Cows cant fly!

one jumped over the moon once apparently!

[flowwolf]

Glad we're in accord.

Any more problems drop me a PM.

I know all the words to Catz, too.

Catz ? are you using the American spell checker.

[Guest MattP]

Brilliant

[Storming]

If I had the wings of an Eagle

If I had a Dog on a Leash

I'd fly over Nottingham Forest

And let it Shit on their Ally McLeish

PS It is CROW

[Lobsterboyuk]

If I had the wings of an Eagle

If I had a Dog on a Leash

I'd fly over Nottingham Forest

And let it Shit on their Ally McLeish

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Cow doesn't really rhyme with below either. Unless you're South African (Sith Iffrickin)

[Zingari]

Regardless of which is the right answer , there are some much better versions of the song in this thread :xmasbiggrin:

[Jobyfox]

CROW !!!!!!!!!!

[flowwolf]

If I had the bowels of an Elephant and the wings of a B52, I'd fly over Nottingham tomorrow and shower them with ten tons of poo.

[Zingari]

:xmasbiggrin:

If I had the wings of a Jumbo

And the arse of a big Polar Bear

I'd fly over Millwall tomorrow

and dump on the scumbags down there!