Jim'll Paint It

[Guest MattP]

This guy is fantastic.

Simple, people request something wacky, he paints it, only catch - he does it all on Paint on the PC.

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

https://www.facebook.com/JimllPaintIt

Here's one of his works.

Please paint me the moment David Blunkett's guide dog is exposed as the infamous street artist Banksy... Blunkett is completely oblivious - naturally thinking the gentle hiss coming from his dog near a wall was a call of nature.

[The Year Of The Fox]

That's incredible. I've just sent him a request

[Vacamion]

I saw this one last week on another forum and thought WTF?

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.

Thanks,

[Kilworthfox]

I saw this one last week on another forum and thought WTF?

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.

Thanks,

HAHA yer its pretty out there that one!

[goose2010]

I saw this one last week on another forum and thought WTF?

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.

Thanks,

Haha love it, great idea now to think of something very random!

[The Year Of The Fox]

I've asked him to do a Wes Morgan last minute diving header at forest to give us 2nd place

There's no way he'll draw it but it'd be brilliant if he did

[Phube]

Soo good!!

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a bat in a leotard being distracted by a violin sticking out of a rainbow coloured bottle bank next to a three legged toffee crisp holding a mushroom and half a wasp. In the background is a turtle having a tennis lesson, and an upside down Taj Mahal covered in ears.

Thanks,

Darren Harvey

[Guest Bilo]

That is superb to be fair, the bloke has a real talent.

Some of the requests are amazing.

[foxfanazer]

Sent a request, he must have loads though!

[birdwith2beaksandnofriends]

Will keep an eye out for these.

[Kitchandro]

Amazing. I love this one

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts into Hitler’s bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex, while firing a Thompson machine gun with one hand and holding sticks of dynamite with the other, robes flowing, winking and smiling. And at the same time the BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs from the Alien movie franchise.

Cheers,

The Dirty Tackle

[Kitchandro]

Bernie knocking out Carl Froch. Has to be done.

[Guest Bilo]

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Mr. Blobby having his mugshot taken in a police station having clearly been involved in a physical altercation. Meanwhile, Noel Edmonds is dressed in ladies lingerie and is giving a statement to a police officer that resembles Captain Jack Sparrow. There are empty Dr. Pepper cans everywhere.

Many thanks,

Chris

[Alexikokopops]

Dear Jim,

Please paint me John Virgo re-enacting the famous Sgt Elias death scene from Platoon with Jim Davidson looking on disapprovingly; the Make or Break round is ruined!

Thanks,

Andy

[foxfanazer]

Can't upload the pic but the latest one is quality. Got Walter from breaking bad in it

[Rincewind]

I've sent him a request. It'll be a good'un.

[Rincewind]

Dear Jim,

Please paint me an episode of Come Dine With Me that features Phillip Schofield as the host for the dinner party. The guests are Pat Butcher, Walter White from Breaking Bad and Crash Bandicoot. There is nothing but Pot Noodles and bottles of Buckfast being served to the guests. Crash Bandicoot has a bit too much to drink and ends up urinating on Phillips collection of Pokemon cards.

Thanks,

Daryl

[Vacamion]

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Timothy Dalton having an intense arm wrestling match at Stonehenge with Oprah Winfrey as William Shatner force feeds her Spandeu Ballet cassette tapes. Also Tupac Shakur is fly tipping his knackered hot point washing machine from his rusted out blue Ford transit.

Thanks,

Chris

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[Guest Bilo]

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Jeremy Kyle who has some how been filled with bees. He drives around in Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters while his best friend Danny DeVito clings to the bonnet for dear life. For some reason DeVito is wearing an ill fitting McDonald's uniform that is way too small for him. I forgot to mention that they just flew from the mouth of Stephen fry, smashing every tooth on the way out. Stephen looks very angry.

Thanks,

Dean

[Captain...]

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Jeremy Kyle who has some how been filled with bees. He drives around in Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters while his best friend Danny DeVito clings to the bonnet for dear life. For some reason DeVito is wearing an ill fitting McDonald's uniform that is way too small for him. I forgot to mention that they just flew from the mouth of Stephen fry, smashing every tooth on the way out. Stephen looks very angry.

Thanks,

Dean

That is just superb.

[AyewJoking]

surely he makes these requests himself. still brilliant though.