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Don't want to come across as a hobophobe or anything but getting sick to the f***ing teeth hearing about homeless all the pissing time

If iyou think its not your problem just

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This homeless bombardment is getting out of hand. I'm proposing a new sub-forum, please see attached (highlighted)

 

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lol lol lol That is genius!!!

 

The Sidebar! lol

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This homeless bombardment is getting out of hand. I'm proposing a new sub-forum, please see attached (highlighted)

 

Click to enlarge and read.

 

 

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We can also have a sub forum for stereo typing and myths

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I propose that the thread is closed if it bothers you that much. If you dont read about a subject then you don't have to worry about it and can just see what you agree with. Sleep well tonight in your warm bed.

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I'm having trouble sleeping, had a new heating system installed and it's like a greenhouse some nights.

I had to open some windows the other day.

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The big problem i can see is that if that if their were no more homeless people, where would MattP go for a piss? Be a bit embarrassing him walking around with a big wet patch on him trousers all the time!

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I propose that the thread is closed if it bothers you that much. If you dont read about a subject then you don't have to worry about it and can just see what you agree with. Sleep well tonight in your warm bed.

Im not hiding from it ken, i just dont care.
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The big problem i can see is that if that if their were no more homeless people, where would MattP go for a piss? Be a bit embarrassing him walking around with a big wet patch on him trousers all the time!

Can't win either way, give them some warmth and they still moan.

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The big problem i can see is that if that if their were no more homeless people, where would MattP go for a piss? Be a bit embarrassing him walking around with a big wet patch on him trousers all the time!

He'll just substitute the homeless for vegetarians.

Posted

He'll just substitute the homeless for vegetarians.

Pescatarians are the worst! I didn't eat animals because its cruel and against my beleifs - Fish are alright though! I don't give a **** about them!

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I'm having trouble sleeping, had a new heating system installed and it's like a greenhouse some nights.

I had to open some windows the other day.

 

How much was that?

Posted

Fair enough. I'll say nothing. But to quote from a TV series 'The truth is out there'

The X Files....maybe keep the quote for a Homeless TV show...The Castlemaine XXXX files.

Posted

Is that a Humblebrag Matt?

No it was a pisstake.

I'm going to donate a tenner to a tramp in town this afternoon.

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I'm going to donate a tenner to a tramp in town this afternoon.

 

Hang on! I'm on my way down!

 

I've got my scruffiest gear on and I'll be slumped in that passageway between the market and Town Hall Square!

lol

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This homeless bombardment is getting out of hand. I'm proposing a new sub-forum, please see attached (highlighted)

 

Click to enlarge and read.

 

 

attachicon.gifhomeless.jpg

 

Can we have a sub-forum for threads about racism too please?

 

Ideally the first thread should be about small people racism: is it racist or not?

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Pescatarians are the worst! I didn't eat animals because its cruel and against my beleifs - Fish are alright though! I don't give a **** about them!

 

How dare vegetarians presume that their lives are worth preserving more than the life of a cabbage or a hunk of cheddar?!

 

Vegans are as bad, caring not a fig about the inner life of a nut. In fact, they'd eat the fig, the savages. What monstrous ego!

 

I keep myself pure and humble by inserting my member into the USB port and surviving solely on the energy that I can draw from FoxesTalk.

 

 

No it was a pisstake.

I'm going to donate a tenner to a tramp in town this afternoon.

 

Where are you, Matt?! I'm here now, waiting for my tenner.

 

I'm sorry that I was a bit late, but my dog needed a piss and got his string wrapped around a lamppost.

 

I promise that I won't waste the tenner on booze and fags. I view it as venture capital; seed corn that will flourish and be cultivated, spawning a business that will earn millions. In true entrepreneurial spirit, I'm planning to translate the works of Margaret Thatcher into Spanish and to export them to Cuba and Venezuela. I've spotted a high-demand niche market.

Posted

How dare vegetarians presume that their lives are worth preserving more than the life of a cabbage or a hunk of cheddar?!

 

Vegans are as bad, caring not a fig about the inner life of a nut. In fact, they'd eat the fig, the savages. What monstrous ego!

 

I keep myself pure and humble by inserting my member into the USB port and surviving solely on the energy that I can draw from FoxesTalk.

 

 

 

Where are you, Matt?! I'm here now, waiting for my tenner.

 

I'm sorry that I was a bit late, but my dog needed a piss and got his string wrapped around a lamppost.

 

I promise that I won't waste the tenner on booze and fags. I view it as venture capital; seed corn that will flourish and be cultivated, spawning a business that will earn millions. In true entrepreneurial spirit, I'm planning to translate the works of Margaret Thatcher into Spanish and to export them to Cuba and Venezuela. I've spotted a high-demand niche market.

 

Matt

 

I'd prefer it if you didn't give away money. Please provide it as a microloan. I'll manage the portfolio for you (which is actually my job anyway).

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Matt

 

I'd prefer it if you didn't give away money. Please provide it as a microloan. I'll manage the portfolio for you (which is actually my job anyway).

 

Lesotho?!? You're that chancer who turned up doing the dodgy sign language interpreting at Mandela's memorial service, aren't you?

 

Don't do it, Matt. Use your wealth wisely. You know where all these "micro-loans" got us last time....a global financial crisis caused by a Labour government. Give your wealth to a native English (well, Anglo-Irish) micro-business that is set to make this country great again by boosting exports to Latin America and spreading Thatcherism throughout the world. I promise that I'll use my first million to level "Benefits Street", rename it "Trickledown Street" and build a series of luxury jacuzzis for successful entrepreneurs.

 

OK, I might spend £1 on dog food and a new string at the poundshop, then might need a little light refreshment at the Ale Wagon, maybe coughing up £1.40 en route for a copy of The Guardian, but I'll devote the rest to business-oriented self-advancement.

 

 

In all seriousness, a link to some decent points, Ken, even if it is about Australia! Some stats like that about this country would be interesting. Keep ploughing the good furrow. Some (like me) approve of your stance and a handful of others might be open to influence...I just can't keep up the same level of seriousness that you can. Frivolity, even idiocy take over sometimes. Sorry!

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