Babylon Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 If commentators are meant to paint a picture with their words, the picture he's painting is a paint by numbers excrement smeared canvas.
The Doctor Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 BBCs listening figures will be through the roof compared to recent games. Surely got to show people only listen to Stringer when there's no other option... This is awful - I've no idea what's going on.
EnderbyFox Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 If I wanted a weather report Ian i'd look out my bastard window
Gio Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 when are we letting konchesky go? Sounds like he almost cost us again. He's gotta go to be honest
1993fox Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 maybe some of you should focus on the game instead of trying to critique ian stringer the whole time
Babylon Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 maybe some of you should focus on the game instead of trying to critique ian stringer the whole time How can we? He's not talking about the game or what's happening.
StanSP Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 maybe some of you should focus on the game instead of trying to critique ian stringer the whole time This is our only way of listening to the game. We're trying to focus on it and our way of doing that is via Stringer who isn't telling us about the game
The Doctor Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 Literally no idea what's happening. Really? We've had an update on the colour of our goalkeepers kit, a discussion on exactly what colour the ball is, whether Santon is wearing tights or skins, and a weather forecast.
EnderbyFox Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 maybe some of you should focus on the game instead of trying to critique ian stringer the whole time Maybe if he was focusing on the game we'd have an idea of whats going on
Babylon Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 Was that Stringers little sound bite for the day then, so he can make a nice montage if we win.
MC Prussian Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 I don't want to know whether the match is "dull", Mr. Stringer, I want to hear what's going on on the pitch. Thank you.
mugshot Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 Crikey, technology moves mighty too fast for my liking! They'll be putting a man on the moon next! Ay me lad, we are not on the Acorn Electron or Commodore 64 anymore Did you know that you can even make a call from a small handheld device rather than old school dialling ra-da-da-da-da 0 ra-da-da-da-da 5 ra-da-da-da 3 ra-da-da-da 2 ....**** wrong number time to start again...
The Doctor Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 maybe some of you should focus on the game instead of trying to critique ian stringer the whole time Great post by 1993fox, he puts StanSP away down the third page. Oh look, a pigeon. What colour ball would you say it is? And Newcastle have scored... I'd focus on the game if he would, because then I'd be able to.
1993fox Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 Maybe if he was focusing on the game we'd have an idea of whats going on How can we? He's not talking about the game or what's happening. This is our only way of listening to the game. We're trying to focus on it and our way of doing that is via Stringer who isn't telling us about the game Let's thank the skies for what we have, many football supporters haven't a clue of their teams week in week out unfortunately
Babylon Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 Really? We've had an update on the colour of our goalkeepers kit, a discussion on exactly what colour the ball is, whether Santon is wearing tights or skins, and a weather forecast. One minute it's a corner, then it's a free kick and literally no commentary on how the ball ended up there or why it was a corner / free kick.
Aus Fox Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 maybe some of you should focus on the game instead of trying to critique ian stringer the whole time Maybe you could focus the match instead of trying to criticise Konchesky all the time.
One Legged Beaver Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 Watching final score and our game has not yet been mentioned, guess it's been rubbish?
TheUltimateWinner Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 Watching final score and our game has not yet been mentioned, guess it's been rubbish? Don't know, weather seems ok though Edit: Breaking news santon is definitely wearing tights
Guest Posted 3 January 2015 Posted 3 January 2015 Maybe you could focus the match instead of trying to criticise Konchesky all the time. But he's criticising Konch from the non-commentary Stringy is giving. That takes some skill.
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