Rincewind Posted 24 February 2015 Author Posted 24 February 2015 yes I think the plain background is good. I was looking to hit the lower end of the market. the people that cannot afford the expensive and classy stuff. There are specialist designers for the top end of the market. Latin is ok if the person being given it understands what it means. i though i had posted the poem earlier in the thread.
Babylon Posted 24 February 2015 Posted 24 February 2015 yes I think the plain background is good. I was looking to hit the lower end of the market. the people that cannot afford the expensive and classy stuff. There are specialist designers for the top end of the market. Latin is ok if the person being given it understands what it means. i though i had posted the poem earlier in the thread. They were just images so I couldn't copy the text... he's taking the piss out of me on the latin thing. It's called lorem ipsum, which you use as place holder text until you get the real thing.
Rincewind Posted 24 February 2015 Author Posted 24 February 2015 MOTHER When all alone, quiet, and lost in thought, I see again the times when I was young. I smile for attention I often sought, Knowing if I was sad then you would come. You would dry the teardrops that then would flow, Be my bedside nurse on a restless night. A soothing word and I'd forget my woe, Consoled that you were not far from my sight. Your wrath confused me when I misbehaved , Never believing I was ever wrong. But now I see love through your stormy rage . With your wise words I have grown, oh so strong. So when I think of you, Mother and friend, All regrets are over, all sorrows end.Read more at: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/mother_386443 just tried a translater. completely changed the meaning.
Rincewind Posted 24 February 2015 Author Posted 24 February 2015 just found this. I can't put the english translation Paedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.Nam castum esse decet pium poetamipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est,qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,si sunt molliculi ac parum pudiciet quod pruriatincitare possunt,non dico pueris, sed his pilosis,qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.Vos quod milia multa basiorumlegistis, male me marem putatis?Paedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Rincewind Posted 24 February 2015 Author Posted 24 February 2015 i have published my new book on amazon http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rantings-Pass-Holder-Ken-Duddle/dp/150860133X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1424818148&sr=1-1
Rincewind Posted 24 February 2015 Author Posted 24 February 2015 Fuuuuck lmao only just noticed myself it does not affect the book. i thought it was just the file
Unabomber Posted 24 February 2015 Posted 24 February 2015 I'll still prob buy the book but matts comment was pretty funny.
Rincewind Posted 24 February 2015 Author Posted 24 February 2015 Meldew Lee is in it if that helps. I have contacted the support.Hopefully I can change it without restarting.
Guest MattP Posted 24 February 2015 Posted 24 February 2015 Do I get commission for Meldew Lee? It's only fair you share the wealth.
MooseBreath Posted 25 February 2015 Posted 25 February 2015 Hey Kath I'm got an us pass That's a me 'n' you pass Now I'm running a bath Wanna climb in? We'll go slow then fast It doesn't take math To see why it's called an us pass Us pass, I'm getting hot hot hot Us pass, [kath] No you're not not not Us pass, I'm getting hot hot hot Us pass, it's just a me 'n' you pass
Rincewind Posted 25 February 2015 Author Posted 25 February 2015 think I've sorted it out now. It should be available on kindle too I can send a PDF versionif anyone wants one. at least the cover makes it look better which i cannot post on here
Merging Cultures Posted 25 February 2015 Posted 25 February 2015 I genuinely really like the cover.I do too, aside from some OCD tendencies with the positioning of the title.
Guest MattP Posted 26 February 2015 Posted 26 February 2015 I genuinely really like the cover. I do. I think it's supposed to symbolise the average man's benefit sanctions coming through the post.
Rincewind Posted 26 February 2015 Author Posted 26 February 2015 or the hard working man's tax demands.
Guest MattP Posted 26 February 2015 Posted 26 February 2015 Zero hour contracts for a family in Bradford.
MooseBreath Posted 26 February 2015 Posted 26 February 2015 One morning's worth of job rejections for your average honest job seeker
Guest MattP Posted 26 February 2015 Posted 26 February 2015 One weeks worth of ATOS 'are you fit for work' appointments for your average ex Serviceman.
cambridgefox Posted 26 February 2015 Posted 26 February 2015 Applications to rent my spare room in my oversized council house.
cambridgefox Posted 26 February 2015 Posted 26 February 2015 Ken,good luck with it.Have you sold any and I assume you get an alert if you do.,I was flogging a whole lot of playmobil for my lad and was constantly looking to see if I had any bids.
Rincewind Posted 27 February 2015 Author Posted 27 February 2015 i reset my android to factory today. lost all the data but it was about full and was very slow. tried to download my ebook but only the cover came through. i'm assuming i only saved the cover. reinstalled the tablet kindle but no good so will have to wait until the new download is processed.
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