Crampy10 Posted 9 February 2015 Posted 9 February 2015 Not sure if this is a bit shite to be fair but thought of a twist on the pole in pole out song.. You put the Big Nige in, the big nige out In out in out shake Stringer all about You strangle James McArthur & Sky can **** off an die That's what its all about Oh Nigel Pearson Oh Nigel Pearson Nige In Nige out..
EGBFitness Posted 9 February 2015 Posted 9 February 2015 Sacked in the morning.... But coming back in the evening
AKCJ Posted 9 February 2015 Posted 9 February 2015 Nigel is a wrongun, A dog nipped him on the bum when he was in Romania so he stabbed its eye for fun McCarthy tried to maim him But Nigel Pearsons quick He grabbed him by the throat and said **** off you ****.
BlueJoe Posted 9 February 2015 Posted 9 February 2015 Stringer doesn't like him, I'm not bloody surprised, He got very angry, And told a fan to "**** off and die" He leaves all his best players, sat on the ****ing bench. But the fans still love him, Even after strangle gate...
Unabomber Posted 9 February 2015 Posted 9 February 2015 Stringer doesn't like him, I'm not bloody surprised, He got very angry, And told a fan to "**** off and die" He leaves all his best players, sat on the ****ing bench. But the fans still love him, Even after strangle gate... What's the tune?
BlueJoe Posted 9 February 2015 Posted 9 February 2015 What's the tune? Ewan is a Welshman... ISH!!! Doesn't quite work but sounded good in my head
Stoopid Posted 9 February 2015 Posted 9 February 2015 He's here, He's there... Oh, he's back here again...
MrSpaM Posted 9 February 2015 Posted 9 February 2015 Nigel is a nutter He'll make your grandma cry But when it comes to canines He stabs them in the eye His team selections awful He cannot get it right But if you knock him over He'll strangle you on sight
Tedders Posted 9 February 2015 Posted 9 February 2015 He shall not He shall not be moved He shall not He shall not be moved 2 promotions and we're still in the cup He shall not be moved
glen parva fox Posted 10 February 2015 Posted 10 February 2015 Nigel is a nutter He'll make your grandma cry But when it comes to canines He stabs them in the eye His team selections awful He cannot get it right But if you knock him over He'll strangle you on sight Like this one to the tune of my old mans a dustman
Collymore Posted 10 February 2015 Posted 10 February 2015 Nigel Pearson's "7 Days" On my way to see my team who lived a couple blocks away from me (owh) As I walked through the tunnel it must have been about quarter past three In front of me stood a Scottish midfielder with beautiful trainers He asked me for the time I said "**** off and die" a six digit number & a date with me tomorrow with my P45 Did he decline? No Didn't he mind? I don't think so Was it for real? Damn sure What was the deal? A Scottish midfielder aged 24 So was he keen? he couldn't wait Cinnamon queen? let me update What did he say? He said he'd love to rendezvous he asked me what we were gonna do said we'd start with a bottle of moet for two [Chorus] Monday took him for a headlock on Tuesday I was sacked by Wednesday and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday was reinstated on Sunday
harpendenfox Posted 10 February 2015 Posted 10 February 2015 To the tune of Should I Stay or Should I go by the Clash Top, you've got to let me know Should I stay or should I go? If I you say I'm alright duck I'll stay here til we win a game so you've got to let me know should I stay or should I go Should I stay or should I go now? Should I stay or should I go now? If I go Stringer'll be in trouble If I stay we'll do the double So you've got to let me know Should I punch Wenger or should I go?
justfoxes Posted 10 February 2015 Posted 10 February 2015 "You're getting sacked in the morning". I bet that's what the gooners fans will be singing to bait the city faithful tonight !!
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 10 February 2015 Posted 10 February 2015 Doesn't even need different lyrics
JIMMYWILLIS Posted 11 February 2015 Posted 11 February 2015 Oooh his name is nigel Pearson Born in 1963 He got sacked by Top last Sunday But hes still here because of Tops daddy *runs*
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