johnny the fox Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Spiders-Tesco-bananas-hour-erection-Plymouth/story-26162258-detail/story.html?
Webbo Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 I think I've had 1 of those spiders near me. That explains the cobwebs around my boll0x
Fox92 Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Another penis thread. I'll avoid making a comment this time.
Soar Fox Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Spiders-Tesco-bananas-hour-erection-Plymouth/story-26162258-detail/story.html? Having an erection for 4 hours at school would be embarrassing for you wouldn't it?
Guest ttfn Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Having an erection for 4 hours at school would be embarrassing for you wouldn't it? Depends on the size of your knob
Vlad the Fox Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 You could have told me about the death bit before I let the ****er bite me. Oh shit.
Guest Kopfkino Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 I question the validity of an article that calls a spider an insect
johnny the fox Posted 12 March 2015 Author Posted 12 March 2015 Having an erection for 4 hours at school would be embarrassing for you wouldn't it? Explain your comment sir?
sphericalfox Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 You want to know if any of us have 5 hour boners? And you're willing to pay? Suppose there's no subtle way of asking...
johnny the fox Posted 12 March 2015 Author Posted 12 March 2015 You want to know if any of us have 5 hour boners? And you're willing to pay? Suppose there's no subtle way of asking... no mate.. but i wouldn't mind one as a pet just in case..
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 12 March 2015 Posted 12 March 2015 Four hours?... How much for a pregnant female spider?
johnny the fox Posted 12 March 2015 Author Posted 12 March 2015 Four hours?... How much for a pregnant female spider? Sex um and let me know...Ive got a big market at a care home..
johnny the fox Posted 12 March 2015 Author Posted 12 March 2015 Who wants a four hour boner? Sounds tiring. keep away from inckly gels then..
jammie82uk Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 Seriously though Who bloody calls their daughter Siri
Merchant Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 I question the validity of an article that calls a spider an insect 8 legs 6 legs 8 legs 6 legs
BoneDog Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 30 minutes of the Bone D is all any woman needs. I'll climb off to go n wash my nuts and they'll be buckin all over the place. Sod these 4 hour sessions. You only get a bucket and half lads so don't keep on splashing it out all over the oche, take your time.
Captain... Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 Seriously though Who bloody calls their daughter Siri You know she is going to get asked everything at school, Siri what time is it? Siri can you set an alarm? As for the story, it reads like the person already knew everything about the spider, including putting it in the freezer will kill it, so will smashing it with your foot.
MrSpaM Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 I used to work at a co-op, and I can remember opening a box of bananas and a huge spider climbed out of it, didnt look too different to that one
johnny the fox Posted 13 March 2015 Author Posted 13 March 2015 I used to work at a co-op, and I can remember opening a box of bananas and a huge spider climbed out of it, didnt look too different to that one is that why your nick name is tripod?
Buzzell Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 *Waiting patiently for THEBIGJOHNSTEADER to make a comeback, rude comment*
Brenfox Posted 17 March 2015 Posted 17 March 2015 How can anyone have missed the related articles at the bottom of the page? The Plymouth Herald is the hub of all important news.
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