21st Century Fox

****ing trying to be with the amount of their players they keep signing!

That was my first thought.

So many clubs have shat the bed trying to make simple, clean badges for the digital age. Juventus should be in The Hague for what they did to theirs.

Giro d’Italia vibes.

True, but he doesn't need to do much to shine at HSV. Their top scorer got 7 last season.

Quite a few players make the step up from Austrian to German Bundesliga and I'm sure 2021 Patson would have done it with ease but I'm sure his stay here has destroyed his confidence. Watch him become an HSV legend like Kramarić at Hoffenheim.

The gaudy “Super Bowl” rings were never designed for Spain.

This is somehow the result of a bunch of religious nut jobs leaving England in 1620.

Dear god.

This is awful

Shame it'll be made from crisp packet material.

For **** sake... World Cup rings for winners as Trump attendance confirmed

Or hiring a chap to flog the smouldering bricks and then buying in slightly less charred bricks in the hope that the rebuild is stable enough to get you through next winter.

Suffice to say, it will buy you two microwave ovens or three and a half Dyson vacuum cleaners.

Another of Rodgers’ “beautiful human beings” cast to the wind.