The People's Hero Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 1) Really fu cking painful 2) Should be the name of a band? 3) Should something so seemingly innocuous and easily done be so painful? Did God drop the ball on this one? 4) I don't know about you lot but I do it at least once every 3/4 weeks.
Sparky Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 my toes seem to make a bee line for the bloody radiators !!!! ouchy !!
Master Fox Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 i would say standing on a plug face up is probably more painful
stez Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 1) Really fu cking painful 2) Should be the name of a band? 3) Should something so seemingly innocuous and easily done be so painful? Did God drop the ball on this one? 4) I don't know about you lot but I do it at least once every 3/4 weeks. i'm fairly lucky re. stubbing my toes, but i do bite the inside of my (mouth) cheeks every now and then, once i have though, it swells up and i keep biting for weeks after! :pain:
The People's Hero Posted 4 October 2006 Author Posted 4 October 2006 i'm fairly lucky re. stubbing my toes, but i do bite the inside of my (mouth) cheeks every now and then, once i have though, it swells up and i keep biting for weeks after! :pain: YES! That's another one! Also my car gave me an electric shock today. Ungrateful gas guzzling contraption.
cisono Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 1) Really fu cking painful 2) Should be the name of a band? 3) Should something so seemingly innocuous and easily done be so painful? Did God drop the ball on this one? There are lots of sensitive nerve endings in the feet 4) I don't know about you lot but I do it at least once every 3/4 weeks. Usually happens when you are worried about stuff, under stress, exams coming up, that sort of thing
lookwhaticando Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 1) Really fu cking painful 2) Should be the name of a band? 3) Should something so seemingly innocuous and easily done be so painful? Did God drop the ball on this one? 4) I don't know about you lot but I do it at least once every 3/4 weeks. 1) I agree. That's why I don't do it. 2) Yes, it should... probably is somewhere already. 3) God didn't drop the ball on this one. The guy never had a ball to begin with. 4) About once a year.
JadeFalcon Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 stubbing toe ? painfull ? my arse its more than bloody painfull (note: not my arse) got munchies one night went downstairs managed to kick the metal hinge on the fridge door with my little toe ... snap and shattered it to bits (the toe not the fridge)
Finnegan Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 Toe stubbing is indeed the devil. As are cardboard papercuts and knocks to the 'funny' bone.
cisono Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 Toe stubbing is indeed the devil. As are cardboard papercuts and knocks to the 'funny' bone. Papercuts are nasty. Not sure about the last one...
Finnegan Posted 4 October 2006 Posted 4 October 2006 Dirty minded harlot. I'm not talking about the boner, I really mean the funny bone! Your elbow.
Smudge Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Slipping on the pedals of your bike and landing on the crossbar. Ugh!
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Biting your tongue aint half a bitch. Been there. Slipping on the pedals of your bike and landing on the crossbar. Ugh! Done that. I used to love riding my bike... but often attempted to defeat the laws of nature etc. Apparently, you can't ride your bike up a sand hill on a building site... your front wheel just buries itself into the sand, bringing the bike to a complete stop and the rider (me) gets launched over the bars into the pile of sand. Was bloody good fun, though. Race up to the sand hill at 20mph then go flyin' over the bars.
Rincewind Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Did it yesterday afternoon and now I have a throbbing pain in my hip. I walk like an old man and it is painful.
Katy Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 All of the above = mucho paino. I have a tendency for toe stubbing especially
Knighton Matt Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Dirty minded harlot Now where was that describe yourself in 3 words thread again?
Daggers Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 I can only but presume that none of you have had the misfortune to trap your manhood in your zip. I've done it three times. :pinch: ...and getting bus bonk shortly after a circumcision isn't exactly a barrel of bloody laughs either!
Master Fox Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 I can only but presume that none of you have had the misfortune to trap your manhood in your zip. I've done it three times. :pinch: ...and getting bus bonk shortly after a circumcision isn't exactly a barrel of bloody laughs either! What's a bus bonk?
Guest Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Being tripped over and (probably) fracturing your wrist is quite painful.
lookwhaticando Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 What's a bus bonk? You're chasing the bus down the road, trying to flag it down... then he stops suddenly in front of you and you run into it. That's bus bonk.
Steven Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 I find banging my shins on the side of a table much more painful. <_<
Louise Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 Ooh, what about slamming your fingers in a door/draw?
Bert Posted 5 October 2006 Posted 5 October 2006 I can only but presume that none of you have had the misfortune to trap your manhood in your zip. I've done it three times. :pinch: ...and getting bus bonk shortly after a circumcision isn't exactly a barrel of bloody laughs either! My patakatong aint big enough to do that.
The People's Hero Posted 5 October 2006 Author Posted 5 October 2006 Ooh, what about slamming your fingers in a door/draw? I've never done this. Recently though in a quick getaway (don't ask) I managed to slam my car door on my leg, which I hadn't pulled in to the car in time. Doh!
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