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Welcome all to the thread where we are allowed to mock Fez.

I have just had to unblock my sink because he was sick in it.

Pictures will follow.

Meanwhile, let us abuse him...

Penisbreath.

Posted
Welcome all to the thread where we are allowed to mock Fez.

I have just had to unblock my sink because he was sick in it.

Pictures will follow.

Meanwhile, let us abuse him...

Penisbreath.

Okay!...

The dirty fcuking smelly bastard.

Get the dirty smelly bastard to clean your sink out with his tongue.

The dirty smelly Bernie wanna be.

DIRTY.

SMELLY.

BASTARD.

Hows that??? :dunno:

LOVE YOU REALLY FEZ!!!!

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Okay!...

The dirty fcuking smelly bastard.

Get the dirty smelly bastard to clean your sink out with his tongue.

The dirty smelly Bernie wanna be.

DIRTY.

SMELLY.

BASTARD.

Hows that??? :dunno:

LOVE YOU REALLY FEZ!!!!

Not abusive enough, keep going.

Posted
Not abusive enough, keep going.

erm.....

Bloody cock sucking bender who takes it up the wrong un from Bernie!

erm...im not an abusive person really but er...

Bloody shit for brains studenty type of person......er...

Go and support a proper football team......you bitch.....erm......Hows that!! :dunno:

IT HURTS ME TO SAY ALL THIS NASTY STUFF......PLEASE FORGIVE ME, YOU SMELLY BASTARD....SORRY!!!!!!

Posted
erm.....

Bloody cock sucking bender who takes it up the wrong un from Bernie!

erm...im not an abusive person really but er...

Bloody shit for brains studenty type of person......er...

Go and support a proper football team......you bitch.....erm......Hows that!! :dunno:

IT HURTS ME TO SAY ALL THIS NASTY STUFF......PLEASE FORGIVE ME, YOU SMELLY BASTARD....SORRY!!!!!!

He wishes he was a studenty person!

He tried to recreate that tonight and all that's happened is that my hands smell of his sick!

This sounds like some sordid sex game.

I wish it was.

Unfortunately it's not that glamorous.

Posted
He wishes he was a studenty person!

He tried to recreate that tonight and all that's happened is that my hands smell of his sick!

This sounds like some sordid sex game.

I wish it was.

Unfortunately it's not that glamorous.

So i take it you went out on a 'Thursday Student night' Buy one get one free thingymagic.

Got pissed out of your brains whilst trying to pull a couple of dolly birds.

Fez got more pissed up than you thought he would do.

And now you are picking up his sick from your sink and making sure he doesnt die whilst puking up on his own vomit!!!

And in the morning you'll have to ge all gentle with him cos of the after effects of tonight!!! :clap::clap::D

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He wishes he was a studenty person!

He tried to recreate that tonight and all that's happened is that my hands smell of his sick!

This sounds like some sordid sex game.

I wish it was.

Unfortunately it's not that glamorous.

Be nice to him, We've all been there. :mellow::unsure::sick:

Just amuse yourself with thinking about how completely fooked he's gonna feel in the morning. :P

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Now as you all know, I am not an abusive person and nothing against Fez whatsoever, but in the spirit of the thread only..

You are a nauseating pile of Ewok excrement. An undisciplined barrel of fornicating dog meat.

You are an evil smelling load of sceptic fish lips. A mewling dizzy-eyed varlot.

Above all you are a dissembling weather-beaten bum bailey!

No offence :thumbup:

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So i take it you went out on a 'Thursday Student night' Buy one get one free thingymagic.

Got pissed out of your brains whilst trying to pull a couple of dolly birds.

Fez got more pissed up than you thought he would do.

And now you are picking up his sick from your sink and making sure he doesnt die whilst puking up on his own vomit!!!

And in the morning you'll have to ge all gentle with him cos of the after effects of tonight!!! :clap::clap::D

But unfortunately our friend Ultra had been in and all the young stunners were nowhere to be seen. :giggle:

Posted
Welcome all to the thread where we are allowed to mock Fez.

I have just had to unblock my sink because he was sick in it.

Pictures will follow.

Meanwhile, let us abuse him...

Penisbreath.

Fez, you forest fan.....

Posted
Did you go to a gig or something or did you just go to Cov to get royally wankered, if so congratulations is looks like you succeded.

I went to see Mr Scruff at Warwick union. Ten of your English pounds and I can't remember a single minute of it. I thought we left at half ten but it turns out we left at half one. No idea what happened. Spent fifty quid at the bar somehow and I'd drunk a fair amount of whisky before we went out. Still won all the games of pool we had but I was taking 10 minutes per shot apparently. We challenged some idiots to a game and they weren't impressed by my shot time by the sound of things.

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I went to see Mr Scruff at Warwick union. Ten of your English pounds and I can't remember a single minute of it. I thought we left at half ten but it turns out we left at half one. No idea what happened. Spent fifty quid at the bar somehow and I'd drunk a fair amount of whisky before we went out. Still won all the games of pool we had but I was taking 10 minutes per shot apparently. We challenged some idiots to a game and they weren't impressed by my shot time by the sound of things.

:crylaugh:

Brilliant.

Posted

Unless things have changed significantly over the last 4 years £50 in a student union bar will buy you a phenomenal amount of alcohol.

No surprise then you ended up decorating Alex's kitchen sink.

Posted
Unless things have changed significantly over the last 4 years £50 in a student union bar will buy you a phenomenal amount of alcohol.

No surprise then you ended up decorating Alex's kitchen sink.

well at the time of leaving it would of gotten you....

25 pints of Stella at my Union.

Now I can drink but 25 pints of Stella in one evening would see me off.

I bet it'd see the average fully grown African elephant off.

Posted
well at the time of leaving it would of gotten you....

25 pints of Stella at my Union.

Now I can drink but 25 pints of Stella in one evening would see me off.

I bet it'd see the average fully grown African elephant off.

NDAH!

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Posted
Enough of George, I grow tired of George.

Show me Fez, being sick, or playing pool. Or doing both at the same time.

They're not on my computer yet.

Soon little one, soon.

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