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Does he still drive that Renault Megane? Hopefully the progress isn’t too leisurely to be called fast, and that the football isn’t power-sappingly mundane. Not my words, Carol.

It’s the summer, they probably just think people are leaving to go on a holiday. They’re in for a nasty surprise in two weeks’ time. Rudders: “anyone seen Jelle this week?”

I’m going to vote “suspected dog shit” ie. first place.

We should go full basket case mode and do Manager Idol like it’s 2003.

Let’s not forget Juric, and his massive four points in fourteen games. One win, one draw, twelve losses. We could still go lower…

Not the worst run we’ve been on in 2025.

His average this season is somewhere around 9.1 on BBC I reckon. Impressive.

This is all just a smokescreen. Jon’s been on the dog and bone to Graham Potter, trying to convince him to come. Fifth time’s a charm.

They don’t make ‘em like they used to.

Player of the match again according to the voters in the BBC Sport pages covering the match. That’s got to be the longest streak ever recorded at this point, been about seven games by now.

No danger of that. This is the game where we get to put Vardy up on a pedal stool.

Squids are already damp. Hence the phrase.

Obviously Alonso is available, but has no experience in the Championship or even England so that probably rules him out. Meanwhile Jack Wilshere is leaving Norwich, he’s had a game or two which probably counts as experience these days so Rudders is no doubt picking up the dog and bone as I type…

7.12 against Wolves, next highest player rating was Monga at 3.95. Liverpool 6.79 and Mads at 5.27. Brighton 8.44, then Evans at 5.48. Newcastle he had a mare, 5.52 with Monga at 5.18. Man City 5.26, Ricardo 2.98. He’s been our best player for the last six games. Wonder if Rudders is trying to drum up some interest in a pure profit PSR sale?

Luke Thomas with a 9.19 rating as it stands on BBC Sport’s player ratings section. Impressive.

He’s hardly a wildcard left field option… Rudkin would’ve heard of him.

Yes, and one day the lads hope to beat them.

That’s Camp Seagrave.

Seemingly no reaction to be heard at the full time whistle. Just nothing. Basically silence.

Yes, going for it now… Skipp and Justin. Taking it seriously at last! Goals incoming, any minute now!

Well, there we go… now we go for broke. All the forwards on. Yank Soumare and half the defenders. Need goals, time to pretend we’re going to try to get some.

“Play like that and we’ll be fine” Part II: electric boogaloo.

The only team this season not to have someone sent off? Was it a conscious decision to be nice, or do we just have no bite whatsoever… even accidentally!

“Leicester have found a bit of backbone here”. And not a game too soon…

Goooooal won’t be given.