Scanchez

Probably because we'll be getting pounded by Villareal.

Apologies if this has already been asked but does anyone know if the Villareal match will be shown on YouTube like the other's have been?

Nice. Real nice.

Begs the question, have we had any previous palindrome players...?

IF MARC GOES, I GO.

His surname is a palindrome for God's sake. Gerrim in!!

I've just read my message back and I think I may have been a bit hasty. I don't think I will be removing my willy if he doesn't sign. Seems a tad dramatic. Instead, I'll just be slightly disappointed and then go about my day.

If we don't sign him I'll chop my willy off. I know I shouldn't say stuff like that on this forum and I'll probably get in to trouble for it but that's how it is. No Adli - no willy. It's that simple.

Apparently KiKi's delivery / service is second to none.

People need to stop writing stuff on this thread. It's pointless. Wouldn't catch me doing it. I've got better stuff to do. Too damn busy. Busy, busy, busy.. BIZ-AY.

SENSIBLE SOCCER

I'd be happy with a top 19 finish and the quarters of the League Cup. I'm easily pleased.

Outrageous.

I have a feeling it's probably me.

Oh, Scanchez.. You're so wise. Why do the big boys mock you so?

If you don't realise this is a no brainer then YOU'RE a no brainer. See what I did there?

I'm getting the same sort of vibes as when Barnes returned from an impressive loan stint at a Championship side. My masculine fingers are firmly crossed.

Just realised the word isn't tenderhooks. I'm nearly 40.

I believe so, yes.

He did alright for us.

They deserve to win the league for having a human boiler for a mascot!

Yeah, we're totally shit. Shame we didn't bottle the FA Cup but never mind.

and what about Mahrez? Will he stay or go? I can see him leaving tbh.

I've got news for you, lads. We're getting top 4. Don't ask me how I know - a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.