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'Ooh my little willy just stood up like a solider'. SO overused. Wait. What are we talking about?

Love it how quite a few of the Palace fans can't help but laugh.

Neigh

EY-UP, ME DAK!

I bet there's a few plastics not going to this one.

There were a few divs behind me chanting 'you let your country down'. Think were the same idiots who booed when Perez came on.

I FINK ITS BEST TO BOO AND THEN IF THEY PLAY OK - STOP BOOING I PAY THEIR WAGES

A lot of love for Kaamark, which is nice to see. What a player he was. Amazed at those who don't put Vardy in the team. I have nothing but love for that man. Not only is he one of the best characters / entertainers we've ever had he's also one one of our best ever players.

I accidently watched part of the first episode I English dub. It was terrible. So much better with subtitles.

Ey-up me ducks. Coming back to Leicester this weekend for the match and really fancy having a few pints of Guinness. Can anyone recommend a pub that usually does a nice pint of the black stuff? I remember last time I was down I went to the Bakers Arms in Blaby, which is a nice pub but the Guinness was an absolute disgrace.

I can't see anything other than our bum cheeks getting thoroughly smacked, here. 4-0 United, Ronaldo hat-trick. Thank you, Sir, may I have another?

Kasper Schmeichel Christian Fuchs Steve Walsh Wes Morgan Pontus Kaamark Steve Guppy Muzzy Izzet Andy King Tommy Wright Jamie Vardy Shinji Okazaki Can't believe none of Heskey, Elliott, Mills, Mahrez, Joachim or Kante didn't make it.

Exactly this.. It's the same with people getting in a tiz about having to wear a mask in a shop. The only reason they do is because it helps others and not themselves.

I think you might be confused as to what political correctness is. 'We never used to have ramps instead of stairs to help wheelchair users. IT'S PC GONE MAD'. Would it harm you if say, Ireland wore their white away kit when playing Wales? No, it wouldn't. Would it help colour blind people? Yes, it would. You're dangerously close to sounding like a Stewart Lee joke.

Let's just agree to bang our clappers extra hard for Claudio. Then if Watford take the lead, we can boo him. Boo him and Rodgers. Maybe boo Perez too. Even if he's not playing. Unless he is and he scores. Then we'll go back to the clappers.

I'm gonna whack £20 on a Palace win. At least that way we'll nick a draw or maybe even win. Thank me later.

They're gonna slap our bums and we're gonna thank them.

Those 3 CBs are a joke.

Just embarrassing. The kids doing it I can sort of understand as you're stupid when you're young and you want to look hard and impress your divvie mates. But when you're a grown man? Jesus. Sort your life out. Prancing back and forth with your arms out, throwing plastic bottles. Tits.

Did he not come on when we were winning? I thought he gave the ball away quite a bit and seemed off it.

I think he'll bag a few against the other teams in our group.

Was pretty poor last night. Does seem tired.

WHERE'S THE MATCH RATINGS THREAD. NEED TO GIVE SOME PLAYERS A ZERO AND SOME A TEN. MANAGER OUT, OBV.

RETURN OF THE DAK (OH MY GOD). RETRUN OF THE DAK (PUMP UP THE WORLD) RETURN OF THE DAK (HERE I AM)

Congrats! Does the baby have a name yet? If not, may I suggest Ayoze? A popular choice, I'm sure.