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Hope Roonpig plays at his testimonial.

Sell them all. Spend the cash on a golden, 50 foot Nicky Maynard statue and be done with it. It's time to give the fans what they want.

For me, it'd have to be Peter Bungalow and Arnie Gobble. Wouldn't be where we are today without them. Two absolute giants. A lot of the younger fans probably won't have heard of them as I've made them up. LEGENDS.

Crikey, I thought he had a poor game. I actually thought Albrighton did well. Put in some really dangerous balls. Nobody else seems to agree with me so maybe I should stop talking..

I'm an old man. there's no point denying it. However, I own a, sorry my kid owns a Nintendo Switch. We want to get another controller for it (preferably like the one that comes with it that can split in to two little ones). Can anyone recommend any non-brand cheap alternatives? Ta!

If that's the actual kit I'm going to chop my willy off. I can not stand our kit being ever so slightly different from what I want.

I sort of want Villa to score first..

Think we'll lose but I'm a miserable bastard so take that with a pinch of salt.

I just find it odd. It's usually my wife who does the booing when I'm aroused..

Jamie Vardy. Oh, wait.. Completely forgot about that..

93rd min. Knee slide in front of our fans. Clappers go everywhere.

Pretty odd how aroused a lot of our fans are getting over booing Maguire.

Feels a bit like he might be the next Inler / Silva. Lots of excitement when he signed but doesn't really bring much. Hope to be proven wrong.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. Christ, I don't even know why I wrote that. So bored. Need to get out more.

Welcome home, N'golo...

I should add that years later I found out that Jimmy Wallis wasn't there at all and it was actually me who was gurning. Turns out I was actually talking to a bin. Still, great memories. I wish him well.

Saw Jimmy Willis at Glastonbury 2002. He was watching Orbital and gurning his tits off. I gave him a high five and then he whispered in to my ear 'Are you my Daddy?' At that point I walked off. He seemed like he was capable of all sorts. Made me very uncomfortable.

Yeah, it was just a joke...

Lose this 2-1 and go through, I reckon. Need Barnes to be at it.

That's a chance for him to be on camera for as long as possible though. Do a few smouldering looks. Flick his hair a bit.

Sounded good on TV! Could clearly hear a lot of the chants. Good effort.

and we will thank them for it like the good boys we are.

Completed Zelda BOTW the other day. Honestly don't know what to do with myself. I feel lost. Probably should check in on the family. See how my kid is. Having said that, I've not found all of the Koroks yet...

SING YOUR HEARTS OUT FOR THE LADS.