may as well call it a season ticket. what is the lowest allocation in the prem currently? 2,000? then make the season ticket for the best 1,500 die hard, scarf wearing, non stone island, air max 90 bouncing around fans. the rest of the allocations go in a ballot and its completely random.
the way to get into the first 1500 is those who can recite every player since 1884 in order of appearance. tests start as soon as the previous season ends
if you are in the 1500 and you wish to move on then a royal rumble style battle takes place on the second thursday of the month at seagrave car park only that its 50 men/women/children in the ring and the last 10 standing get a spot. if there are more spots available then we increase the size of the ring (car park)
other than this, i really dont see how it can work