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REID FFS!!! How is this bloke a professional footballer?!? The goal is that big white thing with a net hanging off it you bloody donkey.

He’s still better than Okoli!!

Biscuits should score that surely?

Mine just randomly drops out. I restart it and it’s working.

My Sky+ has crashed and burned

He is worse than Danny Ward. In fact, Hermansen aside, since Kasper, we’ve had some honking options in nets.

FFS!! This is disgraceful

How on earth is that incurious? That Plymouth player didn’t need to shoulder barge the Stolarkzyk.

Stolarkzyk done. 30 seconds in. Great start. ACL?

Others might have expressed an interest. 2 weeks from now, according to dodgy media sources, bidding is meant to be closed. They’re looking for a quick sale. If it was the minor confrontation with a fan outside the stadium that pushed Top over the edge, then can you imagine if he’d owned a club like Galatasary and they’d been relegated to their equivalent of League 1!

Might be different when his brother arrives. Have we ever had brothers play in the first team for us?

What have Leuvren done to deserve such punishment?

Apparently the reason it’s taking so long, is he was intoxicated for the first medical. Then couldn’t get a driver for the re-arranged date, and he can’t drive himself, due to his driving ban.

This! At this rate, this season is going to be grim. We’ll be more likely relegated than promoted playing this style of football at the rate we’re going.

If we don’t shoot, we won’t win games .

So how long are we going to stay below Championship level for?

Nice pass by Souttar to Braybrooke

We’re trying to pass it into the net. We could have Haaland up top but we don’t shoot and don’t really generate chances.

What is Burns doing?!?

He looks uncomfortable on the ball. He hoofed one back across goal to no one a few minutes ago.

Everything I’ve seen of Burns so far scream downgrade on Jordan Ayew.

Just as he spoons it out of play

Burns also looks like he’s running in custard whilst tracking people

Agreed. He also looks to be more single footed than a young KDH.

Braybrooke passes like Ndidi.