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That’s it, take our best player off.

God we’re shít.

We need something like this to make a proper impact… I contacted them and they’ve used their mobile digital billboard by Reading FC Supporter’s Group recently outside their stadium AND their training ground, doing a ‘sell before we die’ campaign. Prices start from £399 for the day. Here’s their website if anyone wants to start a whip round… https://www.mobiledigitaldisplays.co.uk

I left as soon as their 2nd hit the back of the net. I couldn’t give a shıt what anyone says. If people want to sit there and applaud it with the odd quiet ripple of ‘we want Rudkin out’, which has zero effect on anything, and clap the team off - go for it. If people have had enough and can’t bring themselves to stay until the end and clap another piss poor performance - let them. Tbf, that ****ing announcer’s voice is enough to make anyone want to leave before a ball’s been kicked. Irritating cųnt.

He needs selling. He’s not good enough at this level. I think he did one good thing last night (a cross into Vardy, which he should have scored). Other than that - gives it away too much, sulks, and repeatedly pulls his shorts down.

It’s ok, Rudkin will negotiate £5m for Cannon which will help us sign 4 Premier League quality players that will keep us up…

Would we not be better keeping him, and selling Daka? Cannon can score and will be on a lot less per week than Daka. Plus, if we do go down, we know he’ll boss the Chammo.

Get that Rudkin statue erected. Get that fųcking cheque book out. And get that Rebekah Vardy’ tacky vodka dished out pre-match to all home fans - including the kids. Let’s win some fųcking games now.

We’re a ****ing good Chamo team.

My fat, slow, immobile cúnt is a step up from Justin. So this lad will look like Roberto Carlos.

Final day. A week after Rudkin gets back from holiday. Two panic loan signings from Europe - CB and GK. Currently, I hate this club.

I bet if he woke up and heard a burglar in his house, he’d go downstairs and pass him his valuables. He might be the softest cúnt I’ve ever seen.

RVN is off his head. Another dicking incoming. He can’t seriously think Ayew is better than Facundo? I’m done. I’m lost. This club is such a mess.

I heard Rudkin called West Ham this morning and put a £30m bid in for Antonio.

He’s all mouth. He’s simply not good enough at this level. Wasn’t even that good when he played last year.

I’m preparing for a full on finger lickin’ dickin’. Man City revival incoming.

Let’s have it right. He’s ****ing shit.

This says it all really…

Would rather we recalled Sammy Braybrooke. At least Sammy can pass a ball.

Bring back Super Stevie Stinky Winky Cooper.

We are falling faster than the descending shit from the rectum of a squatting dog.

Christ almighty we are bad. I’ve got James Justin as my captain. How far have we fallen? **** me.

The board have gambled our premier league future on him. Anyone with half a brain could make PSV or Utd look good (especially when they play us twice in a week). He doesn’t have the necessary credentials to keep us in the league. We really should have gone all out for Potter or Moyes to stabilise the ship. Signing an up-and-coming manager to keep us in the league will turn out to be a horrific decision.

It’s clear he doesn’t command the box. He was a mess in the relegation season, causing havoc with defenders and he’s clearly not learned from that. The first two goals today are completely preventable with the help of some strong vocals from the keeper who is the only one to see everything whilst the long balls come forward. Not saying the defenders were perfect - Jannik / Coady should have cleared the danger for their 1st. And for their 2nd I have no idea what JJ was doing, it was disgusting. However, with a strong keeper in goal, you’d expect him to read the danger and communicate it effectively. All in all, no one wants him here. In two very different Premiership LCFC sides, he consistently lets in multiple goals.