Mike Oxlong

None of the squad have done themselves any favours this season regarding getting a good move financially unless its to somewhere like Saudi.

I can demolish a whole pack alongside one mug of tea (Yorkshire Gold)

Top has aspirations to be a a bad guy Ryan Reynolds aiming to do a reverse Wrexham by attaining Conference League status through successive relegations

More importantly - are chocolate rounds the king of biscuits ?

He's the floater that just won't go away when you're staying at the in laws for the first time

Spent nights watching films, smoking weed, boozing and sleeping in the showhome bed on the building development that I worked on as a security guard during a student vacation job In all fairness I was only roadtesting the facilities

El Clapico

Gave it the big I love being here at Leicester with the lads thing whilst hoping to go back to Wolves. Get him gone along with that frazzle haired waffle muncher.

I think I prefer Vestergone

The Elvis Hammond stand would be pretty niche

His on the pitch performances and contributions speak for themselves but turning down Arsenal (and no doubt other "bigger" clubs) to stay with us when in his prime was a remarkable show of loyalty rarely seen in the modern game and adds to his status as the GOAT

If he had to make a dash to the loo due to a dodgy stomach my money would be on him having a hefty dry cleaning bill

Trump was made to kick Putin’s ass not lick Putin’s ass

I’ve seen him pray more on the pitch than threatening the opposition goal. His future is in the clergy

He must’ve heard of the Rochdale interest. Hopefully we can give him a testimonial before he goes

Witkoff travelling to Russia again to ask Putin for an update on what the USA's position is

People queuing to see a dead body. That's weird

Happy St Giorgios day

Mcdonalds must be having a training day at their drive thru

Fearing that his time at the helm of LCFC is coming to an end Top has now decided to audition for the role of next Pope

He was a bad manager at Leicester. That's all I need to know. I accept it doesn't mean that Carsley will be the same though. It was just a tongue in cheek post

What could possibly go wrong with us appointing a well thought of former England U21 manager

If we end up with Russell fvckin Martin Top should be strapped to a space rocket and blasted into oblivion

The amount that we've had to use him illustrates how poor Daka has been and how the Edouard loan signing borders on being criminally negligent

With better players around him he’d really shine. Wouldn’t begrudge him a move at all.