Mike Oxlong

Shame. Would have liked to see him grace League One with his talent

Bargain - for Stuttgart

And to think I had you down as a bikini carwash sort of fella Jd !

Amen 🙏

Would be a bit dodgy

The Watford manager should've been a barber - Ed Still

Elvis Hammond

I think we haven't utilised his strengths over time because we have stopped being a counter attacking team and his threat (can't believe I'm using that word now !) was running in behind rather than scoring goals v a team that has already set its defence and midfield with little space inbetween That doesn't excuse the abject finishing we're now seeing which is the result of a total loss of confidence. Still prefer him to Ayew though although that's a bit like saying I'd prefer to shit my pants on a night out rather than mess them with a gush of diarrhoea

The real Patson Daka is being held hostage in darkest Africa. The person with us is some goon sent over by an OCG to collect the 80k per week

Shoots like he has two stumps

We'd have been better off signing BoJo

Further confirmation that we have an appalling squad and no leaders

Late Watford winner incoming 🤔

His future is as Patson Shelfstacka

What's a striker ?

Yeah, but that was in training against Danny Ward

If you told Okoli to pass the ball back to the goalie from the penalty spot he'd have had more chance scoring than Daka

5000-1 - that Daka would score that penalty

It's that bad you gotta laugh

Great value if you've spent £50 plus on your day out

Lack of a CF, midfield, defence and goalie

Take a shit on the pitch during the next home game 👍

Can't be far off Adrien Silva for contribution value

Must be the first time we are 44 points ahead of the team directly below us

Apathy rather than anger is the most common emotion within our fan base. We've had the stuffing knocked out of us by years of mismanagement.