Mike Oxlong

Tears

What a shit game so far

I’ve heard of swapmyspouse.com but not swapmyvote

Eurghhh ! I’d have preferred the best selling brand of Japanese love eggs as our sponsor tbqh

Sounds like a cruise ship crooner Signimup !

Well, realistically we were never getting Musiala or Lamine Yemal

Looks like a lot of our fans are going to be charged far more for a far inferior product, the responsibility for which lies with those who are levying the increased prices whilst not themselves having to pay them Such is commercial football

Most effective way to spoil a ballot paper though

Yeah St Albans made the point re deductible losses which I repped with a like 👍

I’d read £215 million over three seasons whereas permissible loss is £105 million for that period - source bbc sports app - can’t copy the link

At least we don’t tip toe over the limit We absolutely smashed it

As long as it’s not a Chilwell bottle I’m in

Harry Stinks ? Claude Poo-el ?

Fabulous game

You poor sod

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Gives a new meaning to at Her Majesty’s Pleasure

It’s unlikely to be coincidental that the most successful teams since the start of the PL have been those with the biggest budgets. Although there has of course been just the one very notable outlier !

What next ? The FT Fred West was misunderstood campaign !

As worn by c**ts

Will he be doing a season as Carlos Puyol in the Barcelona legends wax museum ?

Bollocks ! When I think about them your point is proven

🎶 Lens is a shithole, I wanna go home 🎶

Taylor Swift grabs royal selfie at London gig https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgee8qgey2eo Must be a slow news day - FFS !