Mike Oxlong

Our midfield enforcer

He’s been teaching Winks how to sprint

I don’t know when it will happen but I’m sure that the boys will be working hard to rectify the issue in training

We've kept it tight the last 15 mins

Junior Lewis was decent

They’re actually 40 but watching LCFC causes premature ageing

Can we please spare a thought for the poor souls that stay late 🙏

Yeah ! Southampton have been the gift that keeps giving for us 🤣

To celebrate our transfer policy over the last few seasons the players will be performing a lap of depreciation after the final whistle

The internal review was Rudkin going for a colonoscopy. His results were as expected with it being diagnosed that he's full of shit.

If we don't field a side at all for the remaining games do we forfeit them all 0-3 and thereby improve our end of season goal difference ?

I'd like to know who it is for next season before the ST renewal date In compiling a squad and management team that is so non competitive the club have ripped the fans off this season

Sorry, but I just don't care atm

From Foxes Never Quit to Foxes Never Score

Looking forward to the Thai influencers joining Top for the end of season lap of appreciation

I wouldn't trust him to do a paper round never mind first team football in the Prem

I’d be disappointed with this squad if we were playing one of those legends tournaments they used to show on Sky

I cannot recall a team that is less competitive than this one relative to the division it is playing in. We’re fortunate to have the points that we do.

His record is appalling and it’s impossible to defend starting the front three of Vardy, Ayer and De Cordova Reid but nonetheless I don’t think any manager could keep this squad. Poor signings on long and lucrative are where the blame lies for the shit show that we now are

Cvnts are very good at monetising being one