Mike Oxlong

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May be able to get this done if Arsenal and Eddie are willing to accept payment of fee and wages in Monopoly money

Willy Out ! (the problem and the solution)

Im surprised that we put out such a robust statement when charged last week given the latest figures. It will be interesting to see our defence/mitigation to the position advanced by the PL and EFL

Gotta say that whoever has overseen this isn’t fit to wear the shirt

A £30 increase on STs shoukd sort out this minor blip 🤔

With our fall off and our rivals for promotion getting all these last gasp goals it feels like some divine creator is having a game of piss off all Leicester fans atm

I admire the grit in the Leeds and Ipswich teams, particularly as it’s something that, notwithstanding our undoubted quality, we lack.

Timing 🤣

Happy with the three points today although to my untrained eyes it looks like we make a lot of effort and take some risks to beat a press but having done so then then don’t take advantage but slow everything down allowing the opposition to get set with 11 men behind the ball again.

We’ve got the staying power of a 5 second pop adult entertainment artiste

I’m feeling pretty hot CROSS bun

From Foxes Never Quit to Foxes Turned To Shit

Croc of …….. 🤔

From BBC news “In February, former Leicester manager Jonathan Morgan was sacked by Sheffield United after "new information came to light about his conduct" before he joined the club. Morgan's former management agency ended their relationship with him and said in a statement it had "learnt new information regarding Jonathan Morgan and a relationship with a player". We really are a shit or champagne club

Presumably you packed a selection of mankinis in your hand luggage for just such an eventuality ?

FOR SALE - £15,,000,000 ONO (May keep clean sheet when no shots on target) Call Sue or Jon on **** ******

I didn’t watch the game but the BBC match stats show Poland having no shots on target during the 120 minutes - surely even our Danny shouldn’t concede in those circumstances 🤔

I hadn’t realised that Nazis had such a soft spot for Muslim terrorists until now 🤔

Surely if we had performance related contracts we wouldn’t be in this mess