fazzyfox

A guy in the Kings Head told me and I told everyone else

I’m hearing no Vardy or Nacho. I’m on my second pint but my phone’s switched on Enzo

Gerritbuilt

It seems that with the AFCON coming up with Nacho and Daka away, Enzo wants to keep his powder dry ‘til then.

Comical Accents

I think the players should protest, maybe not play any exciting football for the first 70 minutes, just knock the ball around at walking pace……oh hang on

Agree it was always likely to be moved but Monday night…👎 I’m going to have resort to asking my towns branch of the Ipswich fan club if I can get a lift on their minibus….could be the longest couple of hours of my life on the journey home if they win!

Jannik to score winner then run, ok saunter, over to Millwall fans, lift shirt and reveal a string vest with “Simply The Vest” printed on. Please

Cooper looked like a distraught character from Lord Of The Rings who hadn’t slept for a fortnight, had sucked on a vinegar bottle then smoked something dodgy…..but then again he did last year and the year before

Chief Scout Job? 1) Stay at home in your PJ's 2) Make pot of tea and get a packet of biscuits 3) Cut and paste from Foxes Talk transfer threads all day 4) Put a nice cover on it and print out 5) Repeat daily = Happy Days

It'll be a decision based on insurance, it's a well known fact that insurers refuse to cover tornadoes, floods, tsunami's and Millwall.

He certainly has an extensive Cuwwiculum Vitae

Remember the Palace goal for Claridge so well, as many have said the focus had been on the bench, we were running out of time to make the goalkeeper substitution, we could see what O'Niell was trying to do but it was looking like there may not be a stoppage to get Kalac on. Then he's on and we're all discussing the ins and outs of that, when Claridge shoots, time stood still for a second then the brain computes, hang on that has actually gone between the posts, that must mean that......then turned to the stranger next to me and screamed "WE'VE DONE IT! WE'VE DONE IT! WE'VE DONNNNNNNNNNNE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and bear hugged the poor guy before pogoing up and down like Zebedee on steroids, punching the air like a madman swatting flies, it was the most ecstatic surge of celebration I can remember (Hazards goal for Chelsea was more of a nervous shock inducing feeling). Then someone mentioned there were still moments remaining and we realised we had no recognised orthodox goalkeeper on the pitch just some 8 foot 3 guy who owned some gloves (who made Ward look solid and reliable in comparison) so we pleaded to Palace "Don't shoot, don't shoot".

Potty league potty game

Shooooot

Leicester City, a team that attack directly at great pace

Winksywonderland!

Swift reacting too slowly there

That’s funny, a group of Italian businessmen had big money on goals being scored at those times

This one’s more exciting to watch!

Pint for Faes

Now comes the bit where the opposition switch to Benny Hill chase scene tempo (but no nurses involved) and the game opens up

I said 75th minute, 72nd will do, my mystic radar just needs fine tuning

Gerrinthere! Great move and cross