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Right Back, I think he only played once. He looked good on a YouTube clip going on a run gliding past players like a greyhound but it turned out the producer of the clip was the guy who edited the Benny Hill triple speed chase scenes. Possibly.

Just watching a couple ice dance to “Vincent” and can’t get Freddie Starr’s version out of my head, would have been hilarious to skate to!

I don’t see the comparison at all. A bin has a use, a function, a purpose, it’s needed, appreciated and solves a problem.

Danny Ward Lee Marshall (More midfield but RB here) Matt’itude problem’ Mills Allan Evans* Norman Leet Junior Lewis Pennis Wise Josh Low Elvis Hammond Ade Akinbadbuy Rachid Ghezzal * Quality at Villa but here kept getting dispossessed trying his trademark dribble out of defence.

Josh Low

I’ve just ruptured my shoulder trying to chuck a white elephant from row 10. Did well to get it past the stewards, I put 2 pairs of leggings and some lipstick on it and they thought it was a lass from Brannigans.

Yes, where would our wins come from to stay up. We’ve seen our rivals up close recently and they have more fight, spirit, organisation and common sense than us.

Where are the leaders, organisers, tempo setters, communicators, rally cryers, at least find a way to waste time and kill the game but the change inviting pressure didn’t help. If you are solid and competent defensively then fine but it’s suicidal when you’re not.

Confidence was shot before this, now they’re beyond hope. Also required game management and we’ve gone 3 games without a manager. The serial offenders need alienating, they’re not about to change.

They need therapy, counselling, just so weak

Bunch of

Just one letter out from what I described them

Maddison says don’t worry, we’ll be fine, we’re too good. They’ll be relegated in that case.

I don’t want to let on how good my choice of pub is otherwise everyone would go to The Kings Head and it will be even more packed. Doh!

VK will start, a bit rusty, 2 late tackles, 2 yellows, on same winger who caused Aluko problems in the away game. 35 minutes. Meanwhile Flynn Downes will kick lumps out of everyone and get away with it.

I can think of 20….the Southampton squad

Yep, that’s the team, fed up with people saying Monga doesn’t do much with his opportunities yet Mavididi is allowed quiet game after quiet game without repercussions regarding his place. More reliable full backs and although I hear he’s more of a winger we can’t go on picking tweedle dumb or tweedle dumber who just don’t affect the game so Richards is worth a look.

Ordinarily a new manager would look at this and focus on making us hard to beat and tighter at the back but 16 or so 0-0’s wouldn’t be enough. It’s a general culture of sloppiness, lack of responsibility, organisation and standards. Putting Luke Thomas on a team sheet gives the opponents an XG OF +1 before a ball is kicked.

We have as much chance of a clean sheet as a pubescent lad with his first razz mag.

When he came on away to Norwich he changed the game. That is my only memory of him in 18 months.

Aribo is unintelligible, no, itretellable, no, unilegobaltal……thingy He can’t play

Master Bates would be a good fit for this bunch of w***ers