fazzyfox

A picture of a big helpless cry baby……….holding a new-born child.

Ex Notts County Manager Jimmy Sirrell - If ye dinnae score ye cannae win. Tell me about it Jim, tell me about it!

To be honest they’ve already each given us one signature too many….on their contracts

A concourse sale and now this, we’re living the dream aren’t we. Laying out their over ordered stale old tat for fans to come and examine, gawp at, debate whether it’s worth even 20% of original cost and then conclude they’re of disappointing inferior quality……..and then there was a concourse sale too!

Just popped off for a meal, has he given it yet or not?

The council have replied to my email, April 12th will forever more be a public holiday, the statue has been commissioned and there will be a firework display before the next game.

Looked like both wingers offered energy, will to take people on, a goal threat, determination and a bit of pace. Why oh why did we waste game after game fielding Ayew and DeCordova-Reid jogging around pointing and creating the square route of FA. As a template for next season, todays pair plus Fatawu is back to what wide men should be. Leaving out a bomb scare with an attitude problem who actually brings to the opposition team an XG of at least one on his own, Faes and not going back to that giraffe who has the turning circle of a wardrobe Vestergaard. Not that Coady is peak Baresi but an improvement.

The only “problem” their keeper will have is choosing which dip to have with his picnic snacks and which angle to pitch his deck chair at to get the best sun.

Surpassing the 2 Ronnies Four Candles sketch, Monty Python’s Dead Parrot, Richard Pryor live video from the 80’s, Peter Kay, Freddie Starr’s backing tape routine, we have a new winner for comedy - The Brighton manager said THIS about US “We have to be sharp in every situation because they can beat any team in the league.” LEGEND!!!

I would thank the PL legal team for the 70 point deduction handed to Man City then ask an Ipswich fan how they let us catch them.Then I’d pray that the outcome doesn’t disguise the problems and saves Rudkin’s ass. Then I’d get absolutely rat faced and conga from the ground to the Kings Head roof (to clarify it’s a roof garden). Could happen

Ricardo’s attitude should be the standard not the exception. He made a mistake or two but 11 of that standard would make a difference, he wanted the ball, he looked to make things happen, he did his work and running and he showed he cared.

But you’d have to have Junior Lewis too, they come as a double act. Then again if Soumare is considered a Premier League player it’s not that ridiculous!

I don’t want to hear that the second half was closer, Newcastle had the pipe and slippers out by then.

Why do they charge to watch a 90 minute training drill?

The Newcastle keeper was never likely to be man of the match tonight. Pope didn’t have a prayer.

Come on lads just one goal please. I’ve gone for 0-4 on my Super Six prediction.

Our man of the match Ricardo

Isak He sacked

Some positive news folks, he’s finished his homework, not much longer, ‘til we see Monga

12 hours without scoring - if we go another 12 then I think we should all call it a day.

12 hours without scoring. Frank Worthington would be appalled at that.

Just seen the 3rd goal again. Faes turns his back on potential shots twice. I don’t know what he thinks he’s protecting there, he hasn’t got any.

We’ve got the token Callum Wilson goal(s) to come yet. Seven nil?

It was 2 of them vs 5 and the GK, eventually 4 vs 6 and the keeper. Let that sink in.