Nalis

Trump v Allen is a sexy champions of champions final

Albania have qualified already, its still in the hands of both Kazakhstan (away to Slovenia) and Moldova (away to Czechia) to qualify with one game left, although neither are favourites.

Yep, cant even get into the play offs. Sweden are out completely, Norway have an outside chance of getting into the play offs but have ro rely on other results going their way.

The Rooney ones are pretty funny and cant argue with most of them. The Michael Owen one are exactly as I'd imagine them to be, he'd be the funniest guy of all time if he intentionally acted like that by way of dry humour.

Does that mean the team to replace them would be.... Coventry?

Ironically, deducting 10 points off Man City probably makes the league more competitive and potentially more marketable

I know I'm biased but a ten point deduction the following season is hardly an incentive not to break FFP.

He sounds like the type of weirdo who gets pissed off at received thanks emails as they'll 'clog up his inbox'

FA Cup replays are pointless in this day and age. Also it doesnt give smaller teams a chance, it gives bigger teams a chance to fix the mistakes from the first match. Cray Valley Paper Mills probably would have fancies themselves to beat Charlton on penalties if a winner was decided on the day.

This morning you were a man. This evening you are an old lady.

Depends what mood I'm in, both great in their own way. Dont care if I have splinters.

Dont let the handful of idiots in the Newcastle away end yesterday fool you, the vast majority of Newcastle fans know they dont have the squad yet to compete on all levels.

I think that was more of Newcastle looking absolutely spent from injuries and fixture backlog and more space being available as a result.

Newcastle looks spent, so many big matches in a row but decimated with injuries. Bournemouth are a bit like Nottingham Forest in that they'll survive based on being not as shite as the three promoted teams, but with zero feeling of ' shame to see them go' when they eventually go down. At least teams like West Brom had a bit of character when they were in the premier league.

Why do some well off chavs have kids that seem more developed than middle class kids when they are 2 or 3 but then that kid turns into an idiot by the time they are 7? I have a mate where him and his wife are lovely but a proper live laugh love couple with a grey sparkly kitchen but have the most developed 3 year old I've ever met since the kids older brother when he was 3.... only for him to turn into an idiot when he was about 7 too.

My memories are drawing 3-3 after being 3-1 up into the final minute in 03/04. Summed everything up that season.

One important thing that often gets overlooked is the value to the company you are apply for as opposed to how great or smart you might be. LinkedIn is great as mentioned. If dont want to post anything, start linking with people or groups in industry and hit like on some of the posts. Put your LinkedIn status as looking for jobs which you can do without the in your face 'Open for Work' thing on your profile pic. Take recruitment consultants with a pinch of salt, there are some good ones and then there are bullshitters. Annoying as it sounds tailor your CV. Maybe have a longer master CV and then take out what isnt as important for that job. As someone else said, try to limit it to 2 pages. Finally, avoid US advice on job hunting if you are looking for jobs in the UK. Very different approaches.

If there isnt a gritter called Gritchard the Third in Leicester there's something wrong in this world.

International Champions in China, loads of ranking money up for grabs. At the semi final stages, Jordan Brown v Tom Ford in the first semi final. Ronnie's is only top 16 player left .

Gary Gritter

Sorry I think we are both thinking along the same lines, I probably could have phrased mine better. Your last paragraph sums it up for me.

Christ on a bike thats a lovely bit of spin right there from a Burnley fan, are you Alastair Campbell?

Your last paragragh was definitely purposely done so the rich can get richer and widen the gap between the haves and have mores.

Fvckin hell, think thats 1-1 after the M&S ad debacle, of which I'm still awaiting the M&S apology to Hungarians and Italians for the burning of red, white and green.

Its 2030 and we'll still be singing 'more recent than you' at Man U