RoboFox

What were you before?

Shame RYM disappeared. I always enjoyed his evisceration of the FAB.

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Me if I was a mod and could hand out perma bans to people in this thread for awful taste.

A clinically obese, glowing orange man who can barely muster a few steps without looking like he's going to keel over and they're saying he's harder to hit if moving on a 1mph escalator? These ***** will say anything to distract. America isn't a real place.

Look, as a card-carrying Islingtonian, I can confirm he's got it all wrong. Our dinner parties are exclusive. There's no way I'd let Gen Chat rough arses into my maisonette - not even for a rousing debate about urban farming, let alone a cheese and wine Tuesday. I have an allotment to protect.

He said it himself just last week. "Smart people don't like me" https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uEVMj9_5nIs

Lobbyists. The Republican party is controlled by big industry.

I'm becoming more and more convinced we're living in a timeline written by world-class satirists. This stuff is indistinguishable from The Boys or Team America. https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/pokemon-ice-raids-homeland-security-video-b2831819.html

They're still using Fax machines in Yorkshire TBF.

Pretty remarkable numbers. People followed for the title winning season and didn’t leave. MASSIVE.

Can't wait for the British "ex-pats" (i.e. migrants) who are living abroad under reciprocal ILR arrangements to vote for Farage and not realise their susceptibility to being deported in the other direction and start crying about woke Europhile traitors "wot ruined brexit"

Unless they've decided to add microtransactions and gambling (sorry, surprise mechanics) to Career Mode it doesn't get touched by EA because it isn't a cash cow. Literally been the same for over a decade bar a few absolutely meaningless additional features. Change the UI colours, update the rosters, "tweak" the gameplay. "Look you simpletons, here's a NEW game. Now hand over £70."

Every time a new EAFC drops.

I just don’t think it’ll happen yet.

Ayew always looks most effective out wide. Start him on the wing instead of Mavididi. Carranza up top.

Wolves won’t escape this time. I was a big Potter advocate when we were after him but he’s looked quite out of his depth since leaving Brighton.

Forgot about that. Bit embarrassing.

Also their long throw merchant was a handful today. People turn their noses up at a Challinor-esque launcher because Guardiola said it’s not sexy time unless you’re stringing together 5000 passes before you walk it into the net. I’d love someone who could do that in our side. Will bag you 5 goals a season and that could make the difference.

I’ve actually kind of warmed to him. Did fine today. Sure, he keeps it safe but that’s OK. Far from our biggest concern IMO. Get him off set plays though. Honking.

Is it me or have we been saying how bad we are at corners since Brendan was here? So bad again today. Failed to beat the first man 90% of the time. Absolutely no threat and just so easy to defend against.

If it wasn’t for SK1 the place would be silent.

This guy’s so sexy that their player got a yellow card because he couldn’t keep his hands off him.

Weird player. One performance in ten he’s unplayable, the other nine is completely ineffectual.

Frustrating performance that. Just absolutely ****ing wazz in the final third. Ayew just isn’t the answer up top. Saw enough from Carranza to think he should probably just start. It can’t get much worse. They doubled up on and neutralised Fatawu in the second half after he rinsed their little left back about 10 times. Mav offered little and we were ineffective down the left until Monga came on. Whether you like them or not, Faes, Jannik and Winks are a cut above this level TBF.