SecretPro

****ing useless bald slow miserable piece of shit. FOAD.

Bin. Along with the entire squad.

Wow. I've seen corpses move quicker than that

Shockingly bad player. Only player worse than him is James Justin, who frankly shouldn't even be playing Sunday league.

Definitely. One of the worst substances on earth. Break the seal on a cat turd and it's full gag reflex material.

Like choosing between cat shit and dog shit.

Bin

****s sake

Uncanny is great TV and I'm not ashamed to say it.

Spend £25m on Skipp and then apend the winter trying to do loans. Make it make sense.

better goal-to-game ratio than Edouard

Feels like he's signed in every window in the last decade.

Winger. Long hair. Cultured. Yes.

Rudkin Masterclass.

This is LCFC.

Helicopter pilot lost the plot? Terrorism? Who knows...but definitely something more to it.

NEW NAME! OH.

When's he back?

Ox is so unbelievably overrated.

Weird.

Genuinely the worst window in over a decade. Not even linked with anyone. Pointless club.

We are shit. Pretty simple really. A truly awful squad of shit players with no technical ability and delusions of grandeur.

Play all our new signings

Oh I know. I just loved Freddie. I wanted him to be banished as a faithful so that he could have a final **** you. How he in the Dr were treated at times was not a great watch, even for a game where that's part of the mentality. When Liv went in for him that time it was pretty unhinged stuff.