tom27111

This works for teacake or wafer. We've all been there

39.6% of people would nibble if they had a marshmallow centre.

Long gone. Almost home. Nightmare of a day. I prefer Glasgow by The Snuts or Catfish and the Bottlemen!

In Scotland, they counteract all those calories by smoking crack. You never see a chubby crackhead I'm joking, I love Scotland and the people!

Well, Johnson would never have been PM, so whatever the consequences regarding the EU, we'd already be better off.

Going back to classic Man Utd under Fergie. Ryan Giggs would probably have had 250 caps for Wales if he didn't pick up a niggle every international break.

If you Google it, there has been a deep fried version. Proper Scottish. If anyone knows where they're available, please post in the Chippy thread. Beats Pea Wet. Even the wafer voters must agree?

Damn it, I was hoping you couldn't get tunnocks, so we could arrange an international trade deal. I'd send teacakes, you'd send proper Fanta Limon. It ain't the same over here.

And you are 100% correct.

@FoxesDeb what's the availability of a Scottish delicacy in your part of the world? As common as an aioli? Or more challenging, like a red cabbage? Can you get hold of Irn Bru? I need to know these things.

Can't believe I didn't realise there's a Tunnocks factory shop just outside Glasgow, off the M74. I've literally been within half a mile of it today. I'll be visiting on my next trip north of the border. I can take orders if you like? Not for you wafer heathens. Team teacake only.

Not anymore. Its all company credit cards on your phone now. There are some sites that are notoriously difficult to get to by public transport, such as Bruntingthorpe, but the company will usually stretch to a taxi. I've chatted to some drivers who will get their plates out if they've got a horrible journey, just on the off chance someone will offer them a lift and a better way of getting to where they need to be.

Left home at 2.30 am to be in Edinburgh for 8.30. Then drove to Doncaster and got a train to Leeds to pick up another car to go home in. The place was closed. I was there at 3.30pm and their website said open till 6pm. Stranded. Nothing else to get me home. Not happy at all. Currently on a train. But they're all fvcked up and running late. Now missed 2 connections and won't be home until about 11pm. Ah well, at least I stocked up on beer before boarding at Leeds Central.

Don't ask daft questions

Told you the cool kids voted teacake

When you're on a train and there's an announcement that you're approaching the next station, so loads of people get up and rush to the doors. Calm your tits. Its quite often that a train will stop for a short while before it actually reaches the platform too. The people that do this are the same kind of folk who applaud their aeroplane landing.

Although the wafer is leading the poll, just by looking at who's voted for what shows you that all the cool kids prefer a teacake

Teacakes. And I'm prepared to fight anyone who disagrees.

Some utter tosser tried cutting me up this morning. A5, approaching Towcester, I get in to the filter lane to turn right. This guy tries to undertake me and cut in front. Weird. Anyway, after following me, sounding his horn and flashing his lights, we get caught in heavy traffic at a roundabout with roadworks. Literally 1 car at a time can pull off from my entrance in to the island, because of it backing up and traffic lights on the actual roundabout. I pull out, safely in to lane 3, so I can take the 4th exit. Tosser from earlier then goes absolutely flying past me in lane 1, trying to take exit 3. Problem is, lane 1 and 2 are both for exit 1. He gets t-boned and completely taken out. Nobody injured, he pulls over and gets out his car. I unwind my passenger window, not even trying to hide my raucous laughter and make sure he knows that he's absolutely made my week. That's karma for you.

That's harsh. He exceeded absolutely every expectation. Hand on heart, I never thought it would ever be possible to beat those years, I though we'd peaked.

I unreservedly apologise. To be fair, you know what some people on this forum are like. I mean, who can forget the pea wet debacle on the chip shop thread That honestly looks incredible, hope it tasted half as good as it looks

As long as that isn't Tommy K, that looks absolutely sublime.

Enjoy, mate. Have a good day

Garlic granules on pork crackling is worthy of a Michelin star.

WHAT?????!!!!!!