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Wiltshire "PSG are probably the best team in Europe at the moment" Great punditry is that

Gabrielle gonna have bad dreams tonight

Perfect height for the keeper that one

Stuttering run ups can get in the bin

Rice is a bit of a weirdo

Dan Brown really making a name for himself Stateside. Gaining loads of followers on social media and handing out cigarettes to the crowd during a round is making him a real fans favourite. He clearly doesn't take life too seriously but it's reflected in his results over there which have been mostly bang average an he'll probably lose his card. Would like to see a bit more dedication from him but he's enjoying his 15 minutes of fame bless him.

I gave up after 25 mins, it wasn't for me. Thought the fella playing Southgate had him off to a tee so fair play but as soon as I saw the actors playing Big Sam and Wayne Ronney I couldn't take it seriously. I should probably given it more of a chance but it all felt a bit odd.

A gross 77 this morning off the whites, my best round of the year so far. Think I 'found' something with my driving which made a huge difference - grip pressure. I know I've been guity of gripping the driver too tight in the past so made a concious effort today to grip it lightly and wow, what a difference. Hit 12/14 fairways and gained about 15-20 yards.

Makes you proud to be British. No other country moans about the weather like we do. We're the world champions at it.

Could be the hottest U.K. May Day on record today at 34 degrees.

DeZeberdie bouncing around the technical area. Moyes just sat their smoking a cigar.

Yeah man. Everton ain't scoring once never mind twice.

Zzzzzz. What a crap end to a crap season.

I'm not being gay or owt but KDH has got a lovely pair of legs on him.

What a guy, apparently he doesn't have a Manager or Agent either. Does things his own way and fair fvcks to him.

Why are the Spurs players carrying their kids in the line up? Save that shit until full time.

Emotional. Fair play, top man.

Watching this might be worth 8 minutes of your life... The main things I'm learning to control weeds are: Regular mowing Regular feeding/fertilizer Twice a year, scarify, aerate, and overseed the lawn And spraying something like this on your lawn every month really helps:

Thanks for this. Have you heard of a compost 'hot bin'? Saw this on YT last night and it seems a good way of speeding up the process....

I completely ripped out the old garden and started again (there's some before/after pictures a few pages back). Removed two skips worth of old shrubs, weeds, brambles, ivy, stumps, roots etc. and then tillered the existing soil before removing even more rocks and stones. Once I'd compacted everything back down i then needed about two tonnes of top soil to flatten it out best I could. Once all the prep was done, I then laid the new turf. Despite @Trav Le Bleu trying to be funny, I did 95% of the renovation myself. Took a good four months from start to finish and still got the borders to do but pleased with how it looks now. The front lawn however is a different issue. It was full of weeds, moss and thatch so I scarified/aerated it and overseeded but it's taking forever to get it back as we've had no rain. In hindsight I should have staretd again and put new turf down at the front too but we ran out of money.

Does anyone make their own compost? (I swear I'm turning into my old man ) The amount of grass cuttings we're producing won't all fit into the garden waste bin thats collected every 2 weks and I cba to take them to the tip. I'm also using a shed load of compost as I'm renevating and overseeding my lawn so figured it might make sense to make my own. Any words of wisdom from seasoned composters on here?

Possibly my favourite Mdonna song. That intro still gives me a tingle around my willey.

Prince William there capturing the trophy lift on his phone. Marvellous

My BIL and my two nephews are Villa. Nice to see them all excited and hope they get the win tonight. Don't mind Villa at all, good club.

Crikey, didn't expect that. Fair play to the Discipinary Commission for having the nads to make that call.