Daggers

Let me know when he does so I can just focus on this nice Pinot Grigio and the amazing Red Leicester Mini Cheddars. Never had them before and I think they’re my new favourite snack.

Took me 40 minutes to find out it was on BBC

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Can we lend them Praet for the second half?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

He’s like the kid who gets into the team because his mum wanks off the coach while all the kids are getting changed.

I’m stunned by how much.

Stuttering stream. Refresh. Everyone is now talking in Dutch and the picture’s shit…but great shots so I’ll suck it up.

They've been churning out some belters over the last few years

I know, I’ll go work in the cafe for a bit and have a nice breaky Computer died within a minute of booting. Now I’m stuck waiting for my food between ‘young mummy club discussing their TikTokings’ and ‘the outspoken on current events international collective of OAP fascists’. Im almost tempted to give up waiting for my bacon.

…And then we get our actual club back - win win.

KCFC & customers, sitting in a tree… …and everyone else can FO unless they’re likely to have a fat bank account that needs emptying in the club shop. The situation doesn’t change while the current lot ruin the club with the sterile stadium and ridiculous ticketing policies. It doesn’t change while customers still queue up to dump their cash.

I covered myself in deet, had one of those beekeeper style head nets, and still got monched alive. Sure, Skye is good looking and stuff - but I’d never return in a million years. It went from nice pint outside to insane in seconds.

Well, there’s no doubting that Rodgers is a very small thing..

It is.

No money. Revenue has been falling off a cliff so anyone with talent has buggered off to find work elsewhere.

Anyone considering camping on Skye in summer needs sectioning for their own protection.

Prepare not to go outside of an evening. You will not believe the clouds of mosquitos. No, seriously, it’s worse than you currently think it is. http://www.saucymarys.com Is very basic budget accommodation, but the food is good and there’s a fresh fish chippy just down the way. Take your own towels and shampoo. Did I mention the clouds of mosquitoes? You can easily lose three pints of blood on an evening.

Strong ‘this is my boomstick' vibes - I want to mow down cavalry in my car

Leeds fans are the new Zambians.

Can't remember a time he's ever been wrong to be fair.

I’m not slightly worried.

Ditto. And, for some reason, I was wearing a charity shop sheepskin coat. It ranks as one of my most bizarre fashion choices - only finishing when someone had the good grace to steal it at a party. Celebrating on the pitch was ace.

Expected? They were praying for us to lose just so they could bitch about the tactics and Daka.