Daggers

Fancied going for a while now - how can a country that lionises Norman Wisdom be anything but awesome?

It’s a handgrenade for Labour. Uncosted, odds on it’s a reallocation of current funds, there just to either force the opposition to oppose it because it’s flawed or accept it and struggle to accommodate it. The underlying problem with NHS dentistry funding remains ignored.

Yes, it should be lower down too

Hope he makes a swift recovery - because I can’t take much more of the rolling, fawning coverage.

Whitby

The Daily Mail is in totally the wrong spot - it needs to be further over to the Third Reich.

He’s talking about shoes, I’d call that homo-erratic.

By whining and whinging loudly is what scousers do best. In fact, I’m pretty sure it’s the only thing they can do apart from walking around the city in slippers with curlers in their hair.

As opposed to, say, easily kicking someone out for actual spying?

Some of the things I love: *Johnny Vegas *Quirky caravans Some of the things I don’t love: *watching Johnny Vegas have a breakdown while organising a quirky caravan campsite that is completely bogus and not rooted in any form of reality

Catch a Copper was a bit gruelling, eh. I get what she said about the transparency of having it all filmed, but my word it caught justice not being done.

“I’m going to have to take £1000 from your pension to give to millionaire Piers Morgan”

Stand more of a chance for the rest of the season if the Over-50s mens walking football side was sent out to play.

Chaz is never going to be able to operate the little bedside TV remote with his sausage fingers.

59.2% of patients began treatment within 62 days of an urgent suspected cancer referral in June 2023. NHS England. Cancer Waiting Times In November 2023, the new two-month cancer wait time target was being missed by 35% of patients. NHS England aim to have no more than 15% of patients waiting longer than two months until a first treatment for cancer. https://www.nuffieldtrust.org.uk/qualitywatch/nhs-performance-summary

New buyers have delayed buying KTFC. Crowds dropping off. Worst performance of the season this weekend in a season of worst performances. Things not going well.

There’s 0% interest in Sensi threads now though.

And this man is the living embodiment of the matchday thread - we need this as a logo on the site on match days, Mark

This is one of those pictures they used to take at school, where you could run around the back and appear in it twice. This is absolutely the same person with a change of clothing...

Is what I wanted you to think.