Daggers

I don’t know why you’re posting a photo of my daughter and our two sons.

Translation: for F1 read pron.

Yet on the other hand, recruitment consultant - so complete cvnt.

She was put to sleep this afternoon despite perky ears and a waggy tail. We’ve lost many dogs, this one has ripped a part of my soul out of me. Too young, too happy, too soon. And I’m left with a suitcase full of rage and nowhere to direct it. I couldn’t be more bereft.

Well 2024 can go royally fvck itself up the arse.

4yrs10months old. Operating on 10% kidney function. I'm in absolute bits.

The day companies and the mega rich start paying their fair share of tax will be the day I stop adding 10% onto claimed mileage.

Not a legend - but a very nice man. Fvck cancer.

TOTY

Those women on your private jet aren’t shoppers, they are holding a life vest.

See, this is exactly what I want to spend £3000+ on. I’ve got drunk in some spectacular places - but never at a bar at 30,000 feet.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67935463

One day there’ll be a drama about HMRC featuring Tony Jones.

Because they come out looking like Neil Warnock?

Third visit to the vet, a fourth one due when some malingering pooch vacates one of the big cages. Looks like renal failure. She's only 5. It doesn't seem fair. Today will be a day I use few words and most of them will be "cvnt".

Do you think "critically acclaimed" and "Rise of the Footsoldier films" belong together in the same sentence?

Given my experience of the return to Warsaw around 4 yrs ago, it’ll be an exceptionally chilly for the time of year day in Hell before I ever step foot on another BA flight. I willingly pay more to fly with alternates. Maybe things have and will improve now Álex Cruz has gone, but I’m just not prepared to ever give them another chance. BA used to be by first choice when we made three trips a year from South America. Cruz killed the soft and hard product.

This year’s flu jab was excellent. Not had a sniffle.

If I get a call in the morning to say they have diagnosed my little girl and can make her well again they can carry on reaming me for cash for the next 12 months. But yes, something needs to be done about the price gouging. Poorly girl is poorly ☹️

FTFY

My daughter has just asked me “Why the f would you want to do that when you have a phone?” Idiot millennials.

*not awesome enough to carry on playing, clearly